How It Feels Getting Obsessed With Something New And Then Realizing You're Going To Spend Anywhere From

The man catches even the remnants of a cotton candy scent in the hallway pockets and bags are searched immediately (and promptly pocketed)

Mic so seems the kinda teacher than confiscates students stuff for fun. Rubix cube? His now. Candy? His. Vape? Better not be a flavour he likes, if so, his.

I think Bruce was a chip off the ol block

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

bisexual moves to town of bisexuals and has bisexual crisis

"inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield" used to mean something in this country

I just converted to Christianity and am having the best time but people keep asking me how i came to Jesus and im too embarrassed to say it was because of a Priest!Jason Todd bot on character ai…

i actually fucking hate mentioning IT and the person i’m talking to goes “oh the movie with the clown??” like. yeah. i fucking guess. IT IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE FILM. IT’S FOUND FAMILY. IT’S BOYS IN LOVE IN THE 80s. IT’S BREAKING THE CYCLE. IT’S A GIRL BEING ONE OF THE BOYS. but i guess the stupid fucking dancing clown was also there. wasting everybody’s FUCKING TIME and killing RICHIE TOZIER’S BOYFRIEND

All the daycare moms trying to piece together how Kazuki and Rei got together when they're a comedian and an oil baron:

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread