Me: *Reads the hammer of Thor*
Everything that’s pink and green: +10,000 aura
‘You have to flaunt the weird’
-Alex Fierro, The Ship of the Dead
Fr
im literally magnus chase where is my alex fierro this is NOT fair :(
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
Alex and Magnus both love the outdoors and hiking.
-They take forever bickering about which place to hike
-They end up climbing Ben Nevis
-Alex is super competitive 
-Magnus finds it cute
-Until Alex turns into a bear
-And climbs away at top speed
-Magnus is not impressed
-He uses Jack to help him
-Who just ends up taunting him
-They make it to the top
-It’s super romantic
-Until Magnus falls off
Magnus: I don’t think Alex likes me
Alex: *Stares at him constantly*
Alex: *Always called him nicknames*
Alex: *Sees his face in her memory*
Alex: *Is relieved when he’s alive*
Alex: *Snuggles up to him in the cold*
Magnus: Guess I’m just destined to be alone forever
have you ever climbed beneath nevis (just bc you mentioned it on your hc post about magnus and alex)
No I haven’t (tbh it was basically the only mountain I could think of besides Mt Everest (also I’m too weak to do so)
Imagine if Alex and Leo met. Chaos. Pure chaos. A rein of terror over camp. No one is safe.
Magnus: Alex was talking in his sleep last night it was soo cute!
*Last night*
Alex: Fight me … I’ll do your face in … mother fucker … square up …
Alex: This is my ex-boyfriend Magnus!
Magnus: You have got to stop introducing me like that
Magnus: I’m her husband.