In 2015, I Compiled A List Of Innuendos Spoken By The Different Characters In Crash Tag Team Racing.

In 2015, I compiled a list of innuendos spoken by the different characters in Crash Tag Team Racing. Here they are, though I’m certain now that it’s an incomplete list:

Coco (when clashing): “Hey, not so hard!”

Coco (when destroying an opponent vehicle): “This is why this girl likes big guns.”

Crunch (when starting a race): “Let’s… get… bizzay!”

Crunch (when destroying an opponent vehicle): “Call me daddy!”

Crunch (when picking up an item): “Mmm, lay some, sugah!”

Crunch (when running over a Park Drone): “Not even prison-pretty no more!”

N. Gin (talking to Crash): “Crash, you must point me in the direction of the nearest lavatory. MY ROCKET IS DRAINING!”

N. Gin (talking to Crash): “Crash! We must really stop meeting like this! I told you… only after 10PM… don’t call me here.”

N. Gin (talking to Crash): “Oi Crash! You… didn’t see me with that peacock feather, did you?”

N. Gin (when Crash attacks him): “Ow! That hurt! Thank you.”

N. Gin (when starting a race): “Okay, who thinks they’ve got the marbles?”

N. Gin (brushing against an opponent’s vehicle): “That hurt my colon so much!”

N. Gin (brushing against an opponent’s vehicle): “Ow, my chapped thighs!”

N. Gin (when his vehicle is destroyed): “NO! The sweet pain!”

N. Gin (when his vehicle is destroyed): “Oh, the sweet searing agony!”

N. Gin (when his vehicle is destroyed): “The delicious burning!”

N. Gin (when picking up an item): “Oh, the firm love of a fine Power Crystal.”

N. Gin (when winning a race): “More! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!”

N. Gin (during the credits): “Hey– what? Stephanie, I love you! You can touch me if you want… hee-hee-hee… please.”

Dr. Cortex (when attacked by Crash): “Nobody makes me bleed from there!”

Dr. Cortex (when attacked by Crash): “The pain! The sweet pain!”

Dr. Cortex (when starting his vehicle from a standstill): “Ladies react very favorable to that.”

Dr. Cortex (when starting his vehicle from a standstill): “Oh, I love that rumbling sensation!”

Dr. Cortex (when starting his vehicle from a standstill or passing an opponent vehicle): “Who’s your daddy?”

Dr. Cortex (when passing an opponent vehicle): “Ain’t my backside pretty?”

Dr. Cortex (picking up an item): “I’m hiding this Crystal in my special place.”

Dr. Cortex (picking up an item): “Begin quivering with excitement!”

Dr. Cortex (when brushing against an opponent): “Come back here and plow into me like a man!”

Dr. Cortex (when brushing against a wall): “¿Dónde están mis pantalones?” (Translation: Where are my pants?)

Dr. Cortex (when brushing against a wall): “Summon my proctologist!”

Dr. Cortex (when destroying an opponent vehicle): “It’s not my fault he sucks platypus eggs!”

Dr. Cortex (when hit by a weapon): “Fool! Watch where you’re aiming that thing!”

Dr. Cortex (when hit by a weapon): “I’d rather be the hammer than the nail.”

Dr. Cortex (when clashing): “Wow, that felt good!”

Dr. Cortex (when clashing): “Now move a little to the left… that’s better.”

Dr. Cortex (when clashing): “Not bad! We need to see each other more often.”

Dr. Cortex (when de-clashing): “And I’m spent.”

Dr. Cortex (when de-clashing): “Now tell me how my backside looks. Tell me!”

Dr. Cortex (when losing a race): “That’s just wrong in every sense of the word!”

Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Hello, Michelle! Be seeing you later. Oh, and Michelle, say hi to JOE’s kids, Neo Andrew and Neo Nicole.”

Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Mr. Plumbly, you really know how to shoot one pass the goalie! Wink wink, nudge nudge! Little Plumbly is proof of that.”

Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Trevor would like to thank the Olsen Twins, whom he’s never met.”

Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Hello, Corey’s wife, Laura. You dirty girl!”

Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “And Dwayne Shephard. Nobody says [insert long bleep here] with such authority.”

Nina Cortex (when de-clashing): “Was it good for you, too?”

Pasadena (when talking to Crash): “You gettin’ heat stroke, Crash? You need mouth to mouth or somethin’?”

Pasadena (when attacked by Crash): “Stop whoopin’ me~”

Von Clutch (when picking up an item): “Oh, I am tingling with delight! At least I think that’s delight.”

Von Clutch (when running over a Park Drone): “I know that shouldn’t feel good. But it does!”