Please Help!!!!

Confession: I feel like I have to prove that I'm sick

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I hope so too :/

@ everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now

“you’re only doing that for attention” surprise bitch!!!!!!!! I like attention!!!

me

Do you have a hobby?

self destruction 

therapist: i love your smoky eyeshadow  me: …im not wearing eyeshadow therapist: then why does it look like you are me: must be the exhaustion therapist: well i guess that answers how your week went

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

Reblog if its ok to message you during this holiday season incase Im feeling lonely or out of place during family events because no one should be alone on Christmas

Draco: why are you squeezing me with your body?

Hermione: It’s a hug, Draco, I'm hugging you.