Alexanderlinneken - Alexander

lmfao

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

God bless

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i love maze

Person 1: But being thick is in right now! Why wouldn’t you want those Kim K curves?

Person 2: Because it’s an eating disorder, not a trend Rebecca.

I really want to call you..but boundaries 

That moment when:

that moment when you want to kill yourself but its fine everything is fine im fine yep.. im fine

Please just tell me I’m enough.

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

Me: *holding a sharp object*

Intrusive thoughts: “Hey, you know what’d be cool right now?”