Alexanderlinneken - Alexander

Draco: you like bad boys, huh?

Harry: yeah

Draco: tell him, Pansy

Pansy: *points at Draco* he’s just the absolute worst

Mom: so if ur friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

Me: mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge

Hermione: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning..?

Ron: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Hermione: Ron, the toaster is on fire.

Do’s and Dont’s of an abusive relationship

1. Don’t

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

uh.. lmfao that escalated faster than my weight after a binge...