bc let’s be honest: not everyone can afford Lush products, here are some low budget ways to feel great 1. do u have a banana? awesome mash that shit in your hair, let it sit for 15 minutes then wash it out with cool water. now u got some silky tresses girl 2. u got some coconut or olive oil? fuckin rad dude, massage that shit anywhere u don’t feel super smooth!!!! including hair *woah* 3. target has some awesome face masks that are like 99¢ and are awesome 10/10 would recommend 4. make some Annie’s Mac n cheese holy shit that stuff is awesome 5. buy some cheap Epsom salts like really really cheep and dump that shit in a bath and soak u lovely motherfucker 6. make a smoothie and drink it bc yum and also not too expensive u don’t need organic food for a delicious smoothie 7. green tea is awesome bc it tastes great, speeds up ur metabolism, and if u put ur face over u brewing cuppa it opens up your pores anddddd if u put the tea bag over ur eyes it gets rid of those dark circles from staying up watching friends 8. open up spotify and play some cheesy music 9. drink a shit ton of water it’s great for u 10. that cucumber on ur eyes shit works guys 11. just take a nap 12. look up yoga for beginners and do a class and donT feel bad if u can’t do all the poses it’s meant to be fun treat yourself nice my darlings love you
that moment when you want to kill yourself but its fine everything is fine im fine yep.. im fine
ROGER YOU ARE SOCUTE HELP ME :)
if that aint fucking me idk what is
I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad
At everything
[A loud thud noise]
Hermione: Ron, did you just fall?
Ron: No, I attacked the floor
Hermione: Backwards?
Ron: I’m bloody talented
Harry: What exactly do you think of me, Malfoy?
Draco: Somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and 'I’d fuck you’.
me: wakes up
me: ahh what a lovely day
me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams
Compliments aren’t for me, I’m not beautiful, I’m not skinny, I’m not good at anything, I’m just not made for compliments.