Criminal Minds 5.19

Hotch: I think we should adopt another kid.

Haley: No.

Hotch: Why ?

Haley: Because by "kid" you mean "adult from your team" and we already have four of those.

Hotch, holding up Spencer: Five.

Maddie: I have a plot

Chim: an evil one?

Maddie: yes.

Chim: I’m in

emily: tell me something that i dont know

stacie: the sentence "are you as bored as i am?" can be said backwards, and still make sense

emily: am i as- STACIE YOU'RE A GENIUS!

*stacie blushing immediately*

beca: oh god they do match each other freak

aubrey: it's kinda cute tho

chloe: pleASE IT'S ADORABLE

hotch: “7 tickets to 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮, please”

my girl was ready to say some nasty stuff but she had to hold on for a sec

"If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere"

Fernanda Torres at Jimmy Kimmel Live!

LOVE MY GIRLS

“You are my queen, Tara Lewis.” ~ Penelope Garcia at some point after season 15

Tara and Penelope requested by anon. Thank you so much for this request!

daisy: being gay isn't a choice!

*yoyo walks by*

daisy: ... but if it were, i'd hit that button hard

they are fucking in the afterlife

And just like Elphie and Glinda, these two are fucking:

enemies that are always staring each other from across the hall? hm sorry but this is just some gay shit

rossi: can i ask a dumb question?

alex: better than anyone i know