There's NO Straight Explanation For This Behavior

beca: you know that voice of morality and reason in your head?

chloe and fat amy simultaneously: you mean the one that sounds like aubrey?

aubrey, just getting home from work: what are you doing?

beca, standing on a table: this is my house, i can stand wherever i want in it

aubrey, rolling up his sleeves: where's the spider?

beca nearly crying: under the table.

CUTIES

Emily Prentiss & Spencer Reid in Season 3

im not crying you are

I let my guard down And then you pulled the rug I was getting kind of used to being Someone you loved 

(gif request by anon)

the next time you hesitate to leave a comment on a fic remember that I go back and read all the comments I get on my fic whenever I'm feeling down and it makes me feel so much better

if you leave nice comments on ao3 i love you

Two rules for creating anything.

1) Make it weird.

2) Make it with love.

ma'am 🫡

Morcia in 7.03 ‘Dorado Falls’

coulson: so explain to me how you two got into a car accident

yoyo: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and daisy didn’t notice it, so i said “margarida, deer!”

may: and???

yoyo: tell them what you said daisy

daisy: “yes, dear?”

aubrey: chloe and i are dating now

stacie: yeah we've known that for a while now

aubrey: we just started?

beca: then what the fuck were you doing before that?

Criminal Minds: a brief summary