Do You Think Felix Would Be On Oswald’s Hear Me Out Cake?

some IM headcannons because I can

Cuphead always tries to get Felix to smoke with him. He would slide a joint to him as if it’s a pen and just smiles at him and says “ You know you want to… it’s okay” He is always rejected every single time.

Bendy is an amazing cook when it comes to breakfast foods but can’t cook dinner to save his life. He would make the best waffles with bacon you’ll ever have in your life but put some rice in front of him and it would somehow become brown in a matter of seconds.Don’t even get started on chicken.

Boris CANNOT control his facial expressions. He is full of sass and you WILL know when he doesn’t like what you say and he won’t need to say a word. He’s always side eyeing people while hearing their conversations. Bendy and Felix try to tell him it’s rude , but it’s no use.

Mugman stares into space a lot and it’s always in someone’s direction. And he stares wide eyed for minutes long and it freaks everyone out.

Holly loves affection but in a platonic way. She is ALWAYS touching someone , whether it’s holding Bendy’s hand or putting her head on Felix’s shoulder or playing with Red’s hair.

Mickey cries when he watches romance movies. He is banned from watching romance by himself , he gets too emotional and just sits in a pile of snotty wet blankets until someone ( most likely Oswald) finds him and cuddles him.

Felix wears his usual baggy clothes since he is insecure of his body. Although he is ripped due to his adventures, he used to be a bit chubbier in his zany days and the insecurity never left. It’s only after joining the quest is when he feels more confident in his body.

Oswald collects colognes. He prides himself on how he smells. He is a cologne expert and he knows where to buy the best colognes and which ones are best for who. He went out and bought a cologne for Cuphead that would match with the cigarette smell since he would literally gag on how bad he smelled.

Alice would take pictures of everything. She loves memories and she thinks this is the best way to cherish them. She’s always seen holding a camera or having one nearby so she can take a picture , even if it’s just everyone sitting in silence.

Wouldn’t Nora look more like Ortensia than Felix since she’s a woman and I assume she looks like Felix since they’re siblings..? Oswald reacted completely normal when he saw her, is that another sign that he’s falling for Felix more physically or does Nora just physically not look as close to Ortensia as Felix does?

I'm actually living for the small "Anzu has a crush on Felix" content. I don't ship them, I have shipped Osix since I was 12 and I will die by that ship but it's just so funny. I don't know if there will end up being any actual merit to this headcanon in IM but like it the scenes with Anzu meeting Felix is so idk how to explain it other than gay tension on Anzu's part. Like Anzu is a very cunning man sure but like all that flattery for what? He did not need to do all that. Anyway I love one-sided Anzu x Felix (Anlix? Felzu?) and it's potential for jealous Oswald and an absolutely disgusted Holly and Bendy. I really hope that this will be a canon thing but I'm not holding my breath for that since Felix and Anzu have only met once.

I like to think Holly would be a little instigator of Oswald's jealously and Oswald himself is in denial of his own jealousy. Bendy will pick Oswald being his step dad over Anzu in a heartbeat. I think he'd be suspicious of Anzu and cling to Felix whenever Anzu tries to talk to him. I think it's even funnier if Felix is clueless about Anzu's affections and thinks he just wants to use him for something but is curious so will humour him just a little bit.

Inky Mystery but as The Office characters. I need to talk to someone about this PLEASE. I have a Cast A and a Cast B since I can’t really choose who would fit which role better.

okay I know it’s a sleepover… but where the hell is everyone gonna sleep? There’s WAY too many people with just a small amount of space at the apartment. Are they sharing sleeping areas? Cuphead and Bendy share the couch ? Felix and Oswald share his bed?? maybe it’s just my wishful thinking.

Felix and Bendy get matching tattoos. Argue with me. I dare you.

cuphead: I love you…

Bendy: aweee I love me too!

i truly feel that at one point in their friendship , Sheba and Felix agreed to marry each other if worst comes to worse and they’re still single when Felix turns 35. Obviously this would be said when they were younger when Sheba would tease Felix about his love life ( or lack there of ).

YES YES AND YES

They hate each other because they remind them of themselves

Something something oswald sees all of his worst flaws in fanny and vice versa so they start out hating eachother but as the time goes on because they both have silver tounges they cant stop calling eachother out at times projecting their own flaws onto another untill they cant out run the fact the things the one hates the most in other is something they themself posess so they just hit this brick wall of realization that almost everything they've been saying to eachother also applies to them

they start to think of the other as an accual seperate people whom they've been bugging like crazy and they realize they owe eachother an apology after witch they decide to help eachother overcome those flaws together hand in hand

Something something

Omg no way I had the same idea where when oswald confesses to felix its at the beach an their sitting positions swapped 😖

YES I LOVE IT

adding another one

Wonderluck constantly go on mini trips while Boris and Bendy stay with Uncle Mickey and the circus crew.