Gender Neutral Ways To Address A Crowd:

funny collage thing i made for school 📺

“I miss my wife” is an emotional that you don’t even need to have a wife to feel. Strong, defined emotion, wife or no wife

The Simpsons AU where Homer is in pain

"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"

An erotic novel about Odo, call it the fifty shades of beige