Alexsmrdis-blog - What Am I Supposed To Do Here

Gawk this gawk that, how about you nerds "gawk" at a pair of tits for once

"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"

An erotic novel about Odo, call it the fifty shades of beige

i'll have what i'm having

consider

Bro I saw one picture of this woman and I need her. Now.

My fave genre of images