Sick Toy. It’d Be Nice If You Stop Participating In The Illegal Sale Of Grandmas Please

Peter Parker in my fucking bath

Obsessed with this apparent teenager asking for feedback on his watermelons in the HEB.

Made a cake for my friend’s tubal ligation.

This absolutely cannot be true, I will not survive a Kendall suicide, like I will need someone to keep tabs on me if he dies.

i really don’t think anyone will die in the last ep of succession until i remember the ending of dreamsong 29 and then i take kendall death truthers a little more seriously . a little

Having ADHD is like:

Oh no! THE PILE has swallowed my phone.

*digs around on all fours like a feral hound*

I hate it when Russian porn bots unfollow me, like damn Svetlana, I thought we had something :(

Adolin immediately after whitespine uncaged

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 🦅🇺🇸

Finally announced! Now people can stop worrying!!

9/11 is a really difficult day for people my age.

Our main experience of 9/11 has been through jokes/memes.

Like, I know it was used as rhetoric to start the Iraq war, but it was still OBJECTIVELY a HORRIBLE tragedy. And now anytime someone says “9/11” I get all giggly, and I don’t know if people older than me understand.

Explaining WWE fan behavior to the uninitiated