I Think There Should Be More Recognition Of The Fact That The Death Of All The Mechanisms Take Place

Hey, so. Tma petrigrof.

I’m sick of ace people being infantilized by our parents and society.

“Have you just not met the right person?” “But you said you found them attractive?” “But what about your partner?” “Oh you must be so innocent and pure!” “Why do you still live alone?” “Are you really still a virgin?” “But I want grandkids!” “But you make sex jokes all the time?” “How do you know if you haven’t tried it?” “Don’t give up on sex after just one bad experience!” “Ace people don’t exist.” “Maybe you were just assaulted and you’re scared to try again.” “I’m sure that will change as you get older.”

Literally shut the fuck up.

“There is a Jane Prentiss in my basement”

- the wasps’ nest, probably

i think they would have been very good friends!!

(had 2 have a go at the ‘were gonna have to kill this guy’ art meme from twitter with my favs hehe)

i feel like i should make a cover of ballad o'lil lemon (without *that* verse) but i feel like it would be sacrilege or smthn

yo mister white I’ve got a new friend. she’s a doctor. she gave me an interesting prescription uhhhhh what was it again? ohhh ya ya right half an ounce of lead to be injected into the brain. & it wasn’t a prescription for me. Bitch

not!sasha goes by any pronouns except for they/them

because she is not!them

I am completely obsessed with this image because I always read it as all caps "SEX" like in some kind of meme not fucking SFX I cant this is too funny to me

favorite mechanisms fandom gag is slapping "sp" onto the beginning of words to remind you that it's the SPACE version. 'spibuprofen' will never not make me lose my shit