I Could Never Be Hannibal Lecter Because I Hate Lying Theyd Be Like And Whats For Dinner Hannibal And

: <- a bite mark

good riddance live

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

My understanding of the situation

This god awful shitpost is my contribution to the fandom

pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

Sometimes I have to play a fun little game of “Is this fanart of Jesus Christ (bible), Odysseus(Greek), or Jonathon Sims(The Magnus Archives)?”

To boldly go!

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

to the Air Force Base