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Reblog to make it die faster
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little
thinking about how the grave in parrot's new episode wasn't really a burial for the player jumper killed but rather the grave of her morality and innocence and good standing within BAT. also the framing of parrot standing behind her and moving forward at the last second.. the symbolism ohhhh my god.
you will not replace me
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
the air just fully punched out of my lungs. do you think parrot begged wato for this... do you think they didn't tell wifies beforehand, wanting wifies to have the moment as special and untampered as possible. or do you think this wifies might or might not even be parrot's wifies, a clone of what once was... still remembering unstable, but not parrot's wifies? and do you think that just for one more shining moment parrot got to crush wifies in his arms before he had to leave again? i need to go throw myself to the birds i'm about to lose my entire goddamn mind about parfies AGAIN
what is s2 taxduo even about vro 💔💔💔
every time i draw oskar he looks different because i draw him so much im esentially speedrunning the design to lore to design changes pipeline
Just want to say.
Realm: tension is at its peak, green has declared war on blue (or smth i ain’t fully caught up), there’s all this angst between the members. Worst it’s ever been, but at least spawn looks okay.
Lifesteal: They duped 5 maces got rid of 4 and then void trapped the only legit one with a logout trap. Thousands of wardens got dropped on spawn and they had to SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING SERVER because Poafa found a heart glitch, almost successfully duping 200 hearts. And it’s still better than season 4. Holy shit Lifesteal is such a mess.
etho is truly an enigma. doesn't post hermitcraft episodes for 2 months, then comes back with a terraforming video. okay cool, i love hearing etho talk about his builds. throughout the episode he explains that he enjoys adding realism to his builds. yknow the curvature of the river has to make sense
and like sure etho, i dont really pay attention to that but it's a nice detail. hard cut, he's done terraforming and he walks to the lake he was creating and explains "oh yea i added a beaver dam, because i wanted to explain why the river is lower than the lake" and like ???
man goes off on a tangent about beavers, explains that beavers have orange teeth in reality as opposed to the pristine white teeth they have in cartoons, ponders on the fact whether we as humans would choose stronger orange teeth over conventially attractive yet weaker, white teeth. then he explains he's thinking about adding more beaver stuff, a little beaver lodge for the beavers to raise their young, bird nexts ontop of these lodges, a coyote stalking the beavers, fallen trees that the beavers have been chopping down.
then he goes "oh i actually spend some time figuring out how to build beavers" AND THEN
there's even an orange to white gradient on the beavers teeth..
effervescent , truly nobody does it like him
ok this spoke unstable episode can't get out of my mind so this is gonna be a long yap
like the music choice - ls Spoke and s1 Spoke would use plant vs zombie soundtracks when he's trolling or being silly or just in general, while s2 Spoke is straight up using the most playful childish soundtracks the entire time(literally reminded me of my childhood), s1 Spoke in later episodes started to used lore heavy soundtracks like the terraria calamity mod soundtracks and risk of rain soundtracks more(also the song '…con lentitud poderosa' in the risk of rain sountracks is literally the climax song from the wormhole movie AND the remix(?) of the song is the last song played in the final scene when Ash exits uu s1..), while the times these lore heavy soundtracks were used in s2 ep1 I can count on one hand.
while Squiddo and Ash were despairing over the items being gone, the music is very much playful like he's just playing a prank instead of ruining their lives in brutal revenge, plus real time spoke is laughing at them instead of narrator spoke
Spoke would rather destroy every resource that can't fit in his echest than having them reclaiming it - shows how little care he has on the items itself but the revenge.. (music played when he's destroying everything was like panic yet determined vibe)
lore-y music starts once Ash reveals himself to Spoke -> transfers to sad music when Ash starts monologuing deeper and deeper... However, later, once the dragon egg news gets to him, it's like he found purpose again, even returning all stolen items just for a clue to it <-music changes to childish playful again(the music didn't change despite Ash saying "you will never find yourself,you will never truly be happy" which end of s1 Spoke would actually retort?? and he didnt care now for some reason?)
Finally in the final scene he said if he want to be truly rich he'll need to find Red which reaffirms that he views the dragon egg to be the most valuable item to him now <- this scene is playing a risk of rain soundtrack - 'Prelude in D-Flat Major'
saying the most evil sentences on some random ahh music "I wondered if this was it, all I gained from this was some loot, or if I just want to watch my old enemy despair"
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oooo nice analysis on the music anon!!! yeah, all the kevin macleod music gives it such a different feel from the other tracks he used in the past. and then the switch back into the risk of rain music at the end there oughhhh no wonder that track felt so familiar… this is awesome
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlittle theorizing timeee~~~
beware, spoilers for i spent 100 days hidden in a secret minecraft base.
(ps ps. i didn't do a post for the other eps, but fuck yeah, FUCK YEah, i called it. the director is sooooo meta. fist up in the air moment.)
the moment the director involves themselves in the story they wrote, egg stops being meta (mentioning his irl life, literally said he watched spoke's videos when wemmbu asked him if he knew spoke) and starts taking uu seriously (literally told someone to chill because minecraft empires were Not That Serious, famous words thirty minutes before taking a minecraft empire Very Seriously), and spoke is acting out of character + there's clearly missing story between s1finale and s2e1. do you reckon the director is finally stepping up, busy with hunting down parrot and orchestrating tax duo's gradual descend, so they don't have enough time to fill in spoke's blank spots? couldn't bother to write anything abt minute and mape? because, a director only has two hands. godly being or not, i assume the director has a human-like form. maybe someone like cc parrot. :)
since we're going down this rabbit hole, do the mcs have protagonist halos? is it a halo granted to them by the director? then, can they lose it? when they lose it, will they stop uploading, because they are no longer center piece? also, i believe s2 is gonna heavily revolve around taking away the mcs' support network. isolating them from their best friends (wifies, eggchan and mape. i had a feeling when they killed off wifies, but egg suddenly doing a 180° just furthered my suspicions. and today we Clearly saw, mapicc and minute were not even Mentioned or referenced).
on that line of thought. the video was so out of character and Not unstable universe like at all, that when spoke actually brought up s1 after being weirdly vague about squiddo and ash as if he hadn't known them more closely than he was acting like, that it actually broke my immersion a little bit? so not immersive i got immersed in the not-immersiveness. 😭
side note, i don't have the ss but squidswag kiss in uu i know that's right... i knowww ash did that on purpose, and the way squiddo went quiet. 😭🫵🏻 why are We third wheeling. why is Spoke third wheeling rn.
also we saw a new side to ash today. :) he's a retired guy who just wants to live in his bunker with squiddo. i can respect that, to the point i felt... kinda bad for ash! crazy isn't it? since when do i, the viewer, feel bad for ash and (mildly) upset at spoke? after the stunts ash pulled? whatever spoke did may lowkey be his karma ngl. :crying:
by the way... ash is changed now that he is no longer the director's pawn. does this mean uu characters were already existing, not entirely the director's creation; just being influenced by the director? but when the director is no longer puppeteering their strings, they are now perhaps free to be the person they always were. maybe ash liked squiddo because squiddo was not a big character in the director's plot, so they saw through the role that was put upon him by the director.
not to cleanse ash of his sins, i think it'd be interesting if the director actually chose the puppets for their play based on pre-existing ambitions and traits. would make ash still a greedy manipulator, but maybe he wouldn't make a whole ass mafia?
hey. doesn't this whole yap remind you about someone else? egg, perhaps? what if the director got egg. influencing him, taking away the bits from egg that inconvenienced his plans. the fact that egg was so meta was inconvenient, wasn't it? egg may just be the closest to busting your whole play. without egg, wemmbu always seems to crack less jokes. to take the situation more seriously. without egg around, wemmbu is less likely to break the fourth wall; to even realize it's there in the first place.
wowieee i went a bit crazy yapping my head off, but hey. we'll see how far fetched this was. :P
you 🫵🏻 will not convince me that spoke s2e1 isn't intentionally edited that way. it feels meta in a weird way. if i can care enough i'll rewatch it and hopefully come out with a theory about why it's this way.
So sorry to rant in your inbox but another part you brought up is spokes narration as this being a silly challenge. But if we’re dipping into the serious narrative and realistic story elements. Spoke is living in someone’s house without them knowing and driving the owners against each other and into insanity. That’s HORRIFYING. And because of the chipper music and the day counter and spokes silly attitude it’s less horrifying, it’s just a silly Minecraft video you don’t have to think too much about it!
But in the terms that the series goes into (with war, grief, all that) it’s something horrible, the fear that someone is watching you. Footsteps in the back of your mind, a shadow that’s moving just too much like a person. A subtle paranoia that you are being watched.
But to spoke it’s just a fun challenge! A game! That’s it, and now he has something to steal and it’s all so fun and silly (and think of how big of a shift this is from spokes season 1 episode, even there it was serious) it truly gives the effect he’s loosing it. And he’s torturing ash and squiddo too, effectively, he admits it himself in the description. That’s weird.
How I feel trying to figure out this episode cause it feels like a atomic bomb dropped in a sitcom haha slice of life episode:
no, yeah, EXACTLY!!!
i've been yapping about how this feels like the most... lifesteal!spoke thing we've seen out of uu!spoke since the whole parrot torture maze thing... it's so interesting to me. because the whole like... living inside someone's base and fucking with them and the whole paranoia is something that feels so lifesteal coded to me... (coughs) and like... the premise is very similar to that mapicc ls video where he lived in spoke's base for a while.
spoke treating it as a fun game/challenge is so reminiscent to how he operated in lifesteal almost? like in his 4hr wormhole video he ends it off by saying he enjoys the puzzle and trying to do something impossible and the challenge behind pulling that stuff off.
this video is like... when i watched those fucking spoke wormhole videos for the first time and thought to myself "haha, what a funny light hearted video haha poopies is a funny name for your endermite haha what a funny bit it is to place bedrock for every subscriber you get... hey how the fuck do you have op btw?"
btw i LOVE reading people's rambles never apologize <3
#PEAK
Parrotx2 fanart! I just recently started watching unstable universe and I watched his video on all of lifesteal smp and I really enjoy his stuff so :)
acting nonchalant about deltarune ch 3/4 to make them drop faster is not working. I am incredibly chalant. take this weird painting.
Can I feel…
magic?
Trying to figure out if you’re ace or aro can be so goddamn hard because it’s like, trying to find the absence of something. Imagine you’re at a pond and you want to know if there are any turtles, or fish. Say you find a turtle and you’re like “great! Now I know there are turtles.” Or a fish, now you know for sure there are fish. Or you find both, and now you know for a fact there are both turtles and fish in the pond.
But like, if you don’t find any turtles it might be that there are no turtles or maybe you’re just really shitty at looking for turtles and maybe you THINK you saw a turtle over there or maybe it was just a stick. Maybe there are only a few turtles. Maybe you need to do something special to find the turtles. Maybe a bunch of these rocks are actually turtles but you couldn’t tell them apart. Maybe there are no turtles. You have no idea. Meanwhile some people are saying “Oh there have to be turtles! You’ll find them eventually ;)” or “How many turtles have you found in your pond?” or “Try planting some vegetables at the shore to attract the turtles.” Or “Oh no! What disaster happened to your pond that there are no turtles?” And you’re just standing there wet with an empty net and a tired expression.
But whatever because whether there are turtles or fish or not your pond’s ecology works just fine without them because that’s what eco-communities do they form a system around what they have. You aren’t missing anything if you don’t have turtles you just have a pond system without turtles. If someone tried to change you by pouring a bunch of turtles into your pond it would probably fuck something up.
So you don’t have to be entirely sure. You don’t have to search every inch of the damn pond before you can decide there are probably no turtles. If you want to take the aro or ace label because you think it fits go for it. And if you do find your turtles you can rename the pond. That’s fine.
firends :]
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clayroba ketsukanclay
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okay thanks bye
kris if they were even COOLER
im watching the new dcst w my roommate, i love them so much
yep! crazy guy
sadly had to crop it slightly due to the canvas being too big</3