Once In 6th Grade I Had To Read A Text In History Class And When I Saw “JC” I Said “Jesus Christ

damn this life is getting too good

might have gotten drunk and drawn my crush’s eye because tbh it’s one of his best features

and somehow my drunk ass managed to post it in my story and write that i have a crush on him and luckily i only used a song he likes to let him know it’s him i was talking about

now he’s either so dumb he didn’t realize (which he definitely isn’t) or he’s read all of it as usual and basically doesn’t give a fuck (which is actually good because it means it’s not a big deal, right??)

well at least he hasn’t blocked me (yet huh)

some people are so tall and beautiful and here I sit, 5′4 and resembling a shrunken mountain troll

already cried 3 times in 2022, this year gonna be long as hell

thinking about the day someone will actually read my tumblr and find out it's about them-

i'll be so embarrassed and ashamed

me: *randomly telling myself that my crush is no big deal and i'm fine*

crush: *texts me*

me: omg i love him, LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO KIND

just lent money to a guy i didn't know and he said he'd get me a drink someday and he'll pay me back :)

(no worries i don't know him but he's friends with my friends so it's safe and he's a good guy)

draco: you’re late

harry: you’re handsome

draco: you’re forgiven

xjdindjsisj the cute guy from the party texted me again and said i was allowed to draw him aaaaaaah

Sirius: Nice hands, Moony.

Remus: Uh...thank you?

Sirius: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

James: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.