I Was Thinking Back In How Peter Just Couldn’t Help But Rattle On About Every Single Hero During Civil-war

My favorite silly qsmp headcannons that have like zero canon evidence

The French version:

Antoine is a eldrich abomination as old as the earth itself, man was just chilling in some dark deep cave eating the eventual mobs or unfortunated explorers, scaring the living shit of people from time to time, until Etoiles strumbled on his lair and proceded to try to fight him and then befriend him as one does

Antoine is very dedicated to act as a human(tm)

Everyone knows he isn't one.

But it's a silent agreement between everyone to just play along with him, because that is very important to him and that's their friend, if he doesn't want them to know he is a ancient horror they wouldn't.

Baghera stabbed someone once because they are going to mention the fact that humans are, actually, not able to just float.

It took Antoine an unholy amount of time to realize Etoiles and Baghera are not in fact humans.

He still doesn't know Pierre is not human either.

Actually, no one in that godforsaken Island knows Pierre isn't human even if the man has mechanical parts in his body and can talk to machines.

He has absolutely no plans of telling them either because he finds it absolutely hilarious. And also, he doesn't actually know that the fuck he is either.

His machines are very vocal, he doesn't even know where they learned to swear, but boy do they do it like sailors

Pierre genuinely believes there are no actual full humans in the world. For him everyone is just a hybrid or has at least a hint of something other in their blood.

Etoiles trauma dumps in the most fucked ways. Man will just casually mention some terrible thing that happened on his past, or how he once suffered such terrible injuries he wanted to die but couldn't even manage the strenght to kill himself so he just waited to die of thirst, or something equally as fucked, and he will say it laughing, like is is telling the absolutely funniest story ever while everyone is just horrified.

He 100000% does it on purpose

Kameto went looking for milk, accidentaly found a way out of the Island and is now locked outside with no way of contacting others because he left his communicator behind

Baghera can communicate with ducks and once she actually physically fought one that was being a little bitch

She lost

Antoine and Pierre have the pictures

Sometimes when Etoiles stays in the rain for too long, flowers will blossom on his hair

Baghera used to be able to fly, or at least she thinks she did, so now she still feels the instinct to throw herself from any high place she finds with absolutely no warning

The Island having perpetual summer is fucking with Baghera's personal clock bc she does have the instinct to migrate in winter but winter just never comes

Makes sense that a robot who loves to troll and is not comfortable with expressing his feelings will use ChatGPT to say them.

tony and bruce working together

The dance between a gegg's fan and his eggy.

Les quelques headcanon que j'ai à propos de q!Aypierre.

1. Ce n'est pas ma propre headcanons à proprement parler mais le chat/communauté d'Aypierre, sont en fait des espèces de IA. Certaines sont spécialisée dans la création de musique, le photoshop, la programmation, le build, la programmatipn... Aussi elles aiment bien espionner ce qui se passe sur l'île lorsque q!Aypierre est en train de "dormir" pour ensuite gossip avec lui. C'est comme ça qu'il sait certaines choses qui sont arriver lors qu'il était absent. Q!Aypierre peut communiquer avec ses IAs avec ou sans ses lunettes.

2. Q!Aypierre a une forme très légère de prosopagnosie à cause de la première opération/Mind transfert de la Fédération. Ca qui explique pourquoi Q!Pierre a des difficultés de reconnaître les habitants de l'île et même lui-même sur les tableaux au musée.

3. Q!Aypierre est bi ou pansexuel (c'est surtout parce que je suis moi même bisexuelle et que j'aime lorsqu'il y a de la représentation bi et pan).

4. En fait, lorsque q!Aypierre va dormir c'est souvent un des moments où Ayrobot prend le contrôle du corps et peut en profiter pour grinder des ressources, créer des machines ou build des salles.

5. Q!Aypierre est l'un des rares mortels dont q!Etoiles est devenu ami avec. Q!Aypierre semble aussi être un espèce à cubitos humoïdes et plus ou moins mortels et il semble former plus facilements des amitiés plus profondes qu'avec des humains mortels (l'exemptipn notable étant Maximus).

I received Bruce and Tony by the talented @ephiesoul today! I don’t know how, but they are even cuter in person!! Thank you again!!

*THEM*

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He has a castle. He made a statue for his daughter. He is RICH (more than Tubbo).

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