EW EW EW WHY ARE THEY COLORFUL

The first of the machines to have reached the bottom of Hell, V2 was offered a contract by the King of the Underworld: unlimited fuel from the river Styx, in exchange for stopping any other machine from setting foot into Hell.

Running him over

boane.

It’s tough being a Ceruledge…

*sick guitar shred*

GET BETTER SLEEP

*punching a wall*

IT HELPS WITH STRESS AND MOOD REGULATION

*rides a motorcycle off of a cliff and parachutes onto a moving train*

best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

짤트레

FUCK YOU!!!! *edits your wikipedia page to say “was” instead of “is”*

welp, I did it. I finally joined tumblr. when do I get my cake