Met This Guy At Work Today

in the sleigh. straight up jingling it. and by it. well. lets justr say. my bells

having a staring contest with the spider on my wall as i eat breakfast. He knows i cant reach him. Hes mocking me. The second you get down from there your DEAD you hear me!!!!!!! (aggressively eats a bite of cereal)

worst thing ive ever created hope you enjoy <3 (also tried a new style out i think its neat)

og image under the cut

be right back im going to kill my friend

he's so proud of his son

John Faith or w/e tf that blue cunt’s name is

Well then I must be very good at not dying because i am quite short!

well, it’s like i always say—what doesn’t kill you makes you longer!

ok but have you HAD cherry vanilla coke its the fucking best coke flavor ever

Based on this:

oh my god i need this. Like genuinely. Thank you for your service to humanity

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vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

watching the sonic movie in about three days time and i have just 2 hopes

1. Sonic and Shadow get a badass fight scene

2. They do the sick pose in front of the moon from (i think) SA2

just these things and i will be happy