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I was like sleepy or something and in vc

CUNTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So how sleep deprived were you for this one bud

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i want to clarify i think those are the only two things that would change in a modern day star wars setting

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

I was talking to a friend, asking if they've ever experienced something I've been calling "night stupid", where, late in the evening, you're in the middle of working and suddenly (or, sometimes, gradually) you're unable to do things well--and stuff that usually makes sense stops making sense. Yanno...just a noticeable and frustrating down curve in your overall ability to preform the tasks you're working on. and my friend responds, "Tired. Bees, you're feeling tired."

• “La liberté guidant le peuple” by Eugène Delacroix

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• “13th attempt to break the Gaza blockade by sea”. Photo by Mustafa Hassouna (Andalou Agency for Getty)

this is so funny. nonbinary now

It feels weird not seeing you pink and purple but its also cool

There was this whole ass saga where i tried to mash the lesbian flag onto the og alku art, failed, tried again and then decided that the alku pfp may as well just be normal for once

I'm glad its cool but also it was such a pain 😭

making this my banner hold on

slapped a pride flag on that thang

slapped a pride flag on that thang

i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...

that is so fucked up and evil how could say that to him 😔

i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...

i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...

@reanimatedbaddieshowdown VOTE GYRUS he did not canonically die over 500 times in this one timeloop thats inside a timeloop that he's been in for eternity to lose this poll like this GO GO GO

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the redemption round

Guyrus is the kinda guy who would just go up to Kodoya and just bite him. Not sexual or even hard. Just like. A lil chomp. Ya know? He just wants to know how his bf tastes this morning.

yeah okay

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

Does this mean you sacrifice yourself to being aggressively complimented by me?

we met purely by chance and havent spoken since but yeag sure man 👍👍👍

God is a woman by Ariana Grande is the soundtrack to this post

it's kind of problematic that you drew Athena as a woman :/ are you really going to demonize women like that (ask game)

I can never draw women as anything less than a god, #feminism

that one time kodya died to a boulder L + ratio

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

It feels weird not seeing you pink and purple but its also cool

There was this whole ass saga where i tried to mash the lesbian flag onto the og alku art, failed, tried again and then decided that the alku pfp may as well just be normal for once

I'm glad its cool but also it was such a pain 😭

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Alkus art dumps ask box was closed so

I want to fight you

Square up you're like 4'11" /lh

Also they're fixed

In the discord we were told that this is the final season because originally. Yeah there was going to be 5 but the last two were cut iirc

now that we’re officially 10 episodes from the end of ros (13 for free) we better get a goddamn front page webtoon banner in the number one spot on the app or im gonna start hunting webtoon’s marketing team for sport

Everyday I regret not making my art dump account my main one 😭 @alkus-art-dump thats the one i use for everything

do you love the color of the among us?

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