Honestly If 15 Gave Me A Hug I Might Actually Explode

14th doctor headcannons: TARDIS EDITION

When the TARDIS upgraded she made sure there were a bunch of ramps everywhere because the doctor gets the zoomies sometimes and needs to run around in excitement (^_^)

and also because WHEELCHAIR ACCESS yaaas baby

On April fools, she moves all of the ramps exactly one centimetre to the left (the doctor tries to run across them and immediately faceplants) (The TARDIS recorded it and sent it to Donna)

there's technically a bedroom on board but when the doctor does sleep he likes to curl up under the control console because he says he can 'feel her heartbeat'

it became the only way he could fall alseep without nightmares

one time Donna found him there and practically melted

she can play music but only does so for comedic effect (she likes ABBA the most)

The Doctor: Okay, I don't exactly have a plan, per say, but I'm sure I'll come up with something in the moment...

The TARDIS: 🎶 Mama Mia ! Here we go again !

She has a photo she took of Donna, Rose (Noble) and The Doctor all laughing together that she doesn't show anyone but keeps just in case she gets separated from the Doctor again and gets lonely

me, on the verge of tears: w-what?

Hey, hey guys! Guess what!

No nightingales!

I went through the 5 stages re-reading these posts lmao

I ship the 15th doctor & Rouge so baddddd

so I'm watching the 15th doctor's ep 7 for the first time and first off bridgerton vibes?? 10/10 unmatched we love and secondly there's this guy called Rouge?? And the doctor's flirting with him?? And he's flirting back THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T

and wait there's more Rouge got his name from DND?? Doctor marry this man IMMEDIATELY

good omens: WEDDING EDITION (part 1)

yeah that's right; below is my idea for the perfect Aziracrow wedding <3

they argue for ages about the venue until they see a news article saying that South Downs in England has officially re-introduced native nightingales into the area

and I mean, after seeing that, could they get married anywhere else?

Crowley in a dress.

a beautiful black lacy dress, complete with tall silver heels (not that he needs the extra height)

Aziraphale has a tartan bowtie, of course

they're both wearing a green carnation pinned to their lapels (Aziraphale got the idea from his dear friend Oscar)

when Aziraphale goes to walk down the aisle, time almost seems to slow down (and maybe it does; who knows?)

he's almost glowing a soft golden colour from the sheer joy

he gives the impression of a sunrise - warm, peaceful, and filled with hope for the coming day

Crowley, on the other hand, looks like a sunset

bold, elegant, and strong, never quiet the same from day to day, but with a hint of pink some nights, splashes of purples and blues on others - the kind of breathtaking view that makes you stop and watch for a while

standing together, they look like they were made for each (which, of course, they were)

not night and day, exactly, nor twilight and dusk, but the gorgeous bursts of colour that paint the earth's skies to celebrate the dawn of a new time and the completion of a finished one

even Gabriel and Beelzebub (who weren't on the list but showed up anyway) had to admit that they looked lovely

behind the archway is a delicate, shining stain glass window that depicts (in the most accurate detail you will ever find) the garden of Eden

if you look very closely, you might spot a couple of black scales amongst the branches of an apple tree, or a gleaming white feather or two

the archway that the couple is standing under is decorated with roses, some of which are colours that any gardening enthusiasts attending are pretty sure don't exist, or at least, haven't been discovered yet

on the left side the roses are a gorgeous, glossy black

on the right side, the roses are a fluffy, sun-catching white

as the roses get closer to the middle of the archway, they form a gradient, from black and white to a very light and a very dark grey

and right in the middle, hanging above the pair when they kiss, the roses are almost the colour of stars on a clear night

okay so I was listening to the Great Gatsby (the musical, of course) and the song Absolute Rose is 100% just Aziracrow trying to get Nina and Maggie together like:

Crowley: You remind of a rose, an absolute rose

Aziraphale: Or better yet, a bud, just waiting to bloom

Crowley: once you open, open up anew

Aziraphale: You'll be an absolute rose

Crowley: Once we cultivate you

Aziraphale: You know what's grand about a rose

Nina: Who are you calling a rose?

Crowley: Is sometimes they look best when they are arranged

Maggie: Here we go...

Aziraphale: I should fling you together, find a boat, push you right out to sea

Crowley: or maybe lock you in a room and see what happens to bloom

me, shivering under 3 blankets on my bed in the middle of winter: sUnSHinE? wHeRe? whErE iS tHe sUNshiNE?

god i love being able to do work from my laptop on a bench in the sunshine with an iced vanilla latte by my side

headcannon timeeeee:

Anathema Device was the fastest human/angel/demon to figure out that Aziraphale and Crowley were in love with each other

this queen took one look at these chaos gays and thought 'there is no possible heterosexual explanation for this' and we love her for it

coming in dead last, as the slowest people to figure it out, are Aziraphale and Crowley themselves

good omens headcannons: AZIRACROW EDITION

Aziraphale takes very good care of his clothes, and in the very few instances of them gaining tears or rips he painstakingly hand-stitches them back together

he once spent half an hour agonising over two practically identical colours of thread to find the one that matches his waistcoat perfectly

whenever Crowley rips his clothes (which is a weekly event) he uses whatever will take the less amount of effort physically possible to fix it

one time Aziraphale walked in on him using a stapler to staple the seams of a pair of pants back together

they both decide they wanted to learn to cook at the same time and spent many evenings arguing over the finer points of the recipes

they tried to use a cooking tutorial on youtube but it quickly deteriorated into both of them yelling at the video every five seconds for 'getting cooking wrong'...the video was made by a professional chef

one time Crowley put a vanilla sponge in the oven and then promptly forgot about it

when he did finally remember it it was burnt so bad it was black all over so he just left it on the counter to deal with it later

Aziraphale came home and thought it was a chocolate cake

suffice to say he was very disappointed when he tried a slice

Aziraphale never used to sleep much but one day in winter Crowley was asleep on the bookshop's couch and he thought he would just take a teensie nap

they both woke up 3 days later curled up on the couch together <3

this is so cute omg

Retired Timelords 😃

best uncle 14 fr

oh he is already such a great uncle, giving her the look of ‘I’m supposed to be retired but for you? Say no more, we’ll sneak away tomorrow, your wish is my command’