Awwwwww Thank You For Tagging Me! I Haven't Been On Here For Long But Yall Have Been So Nice :D

If I get too close, and I'm not how you hoped, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised out in the cold...and if the sun don't rise, 'til the summertime, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised on little light (Northern Attitude)

I wouldn't know where to start, sweet music playing in the dark, be still my foolish heart, don't ruin this on me (Almost)

In some sad way I already know...I will not ask you where you came from, I could not ask and neither would you...honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips, we could just kiss like real people do. (like real people do)

T_T

Thinking about doing an ineffables meme series but including Hozier lyrics. Y’know, for funsies.

Aziraphale: Crowley, dear, are you...crying?

Crowley: nO i'm having an allergic reaction

Aziraphale: to what?

Crowley: ...life.

Good omens headcannons: BOOKSHOP EDITION

every pride month the bookshop gets decorated with every pride flag imaginable

one time Aziraphale got upset cause be couldn't find a big enough version of a flag

and the next day Crowley appeared with a giant one (he totally sewed it himself but denies it to this day)

if Crowley's really bored one day or Aziraphale loves a book, they'll tag team to stop anyone from buying it

as a last resort Crowley once turned into a snake and coiled up on the shelf above the book and Aziraphale told the customer that the snake 'got a tad bit testy' when someone takes 'one of his' books.

there's a reddit forum dedicated to conspiracy theories around the bookshop snake to this day

Crowley posts outlandish theories on it that everyone assumes to be fake but are actually true just to mess people (obviously, there's no way that Mr. Fell's pet snake is the immortal snake from the garden of Eden, you're just grasping at straws at this point)

he thinks he's hilarious and occasionally shows the ones he's most proud of to Aziraphale

Aziraphale was against it at first but then he realised that a demonic snake might encourage potential book thieves (customers, Angel, they're called customers) from attempting to purchase any books

Aziracrow headcannons (because they're idiots and I love them <3)

okay so the shortest known battle in the history of the world was 38 minutes long. It took place in 1896, from 9:00am-9:38am

and doesn't that just scream Aziracrow?

hear me out:

Crowley: oh yeah, Angel, hell wants me to tempt some humans into starting another war

Aziraphale: Another one? really? and this soon after the civil war - it feels rather lazy, doesn't it?

Crowley: well, you know those guys, always got quotas to fill. Plus, I'm already on thin ice with downstairs at the present, I'm afraid I can't really get out of this one.

Aziraphale, sighing: I know, I know...I suppose...what do you say to a teeny tiny war?

Crowley: ...just how tiny are we talking?

Aziracrow headcannons (because they're idiots and I love them <3)

okay so the shortest known battle in the history of the world was 38 minutes long. It took place in 1896, from 9:00am-9:38am

and doesn't that just scream Aziracrow?

hear me out:

Crowley: oh yeah, Angel, hell wants me to tempt some humans into starting another war

Aziraphale: Another one? really? and this soon after the civil war - it feels rather lazy, doesn't it?

Crowley: well, you know those guys, always got quotas to fill. Plus, I'm already on thin ice with downstairs at the present, I'm afraid I can't really get out of this one.

Aziraphale, sighing: I know, I know...I suppose...what do you say to a teeny tiny war?

Crowley: ...just how tiny are we talking?

Hiya!

Saw your headcanon asks post, wanted to ask:

What are your headcanons for either the 14th Doctor or the 12th Doctor?

Have a nice day!

Arcene 🎸✨️

Thank you so much for the ask!!! I haven't seen any of number 12 yet so here are some of my headcannons for the 14th doctor:

loves raw marshmallows but refuses to toast them on the grounds that "there are some things in this world that should never be toasted"

once shoved 23 marshmallows in his mouth at the same time

don't ask us how he did it

Donna gave him a hot pink fidget spinner that used to be Rose's and he sat there spinning it for 30 minutes straight

he calls it his 'emotional support fidget spinner'

One time he tried to 'upgrade' it to become a sonic fidget spinner and accidentally made it spin so fast one of the spinners came off and crashed into a TARDIS light

after talking to Rose about gender one evening she gave him a little He/They pronoun pin that was TARDIS blue

he hugged her like 5 times in a row and pinned it to his coat super proudly

speaking of his coat he doesn't sleep very often but when he does he uses the coat like a blanket and curls up under it like a kid

Donna starts calling it his 'safety blanket'

That's all I have for now :D

Aragon: And this is Legolas Greenleaf, son of the Elvish King Thranduil, Prince of the Mirkwood, esteemed archer.

Legolas: Yo.

I think that one of the funniest things about Legolas (especially in the movies) is that he’s literally the only Elvish prince in all of Middle-Earth but everyone treats him like he’s just a random guy. And he ACTS like just a random guy as well which makes it even better

Good Omens heacannons: GIFTS EDITION

Crowley likes to give Aziraphale things from nature, mainly flowers and occasionally one of his houseplants (he claims that the bookshop had more sun for the plants, or that the flowers were given to him by his neighbour and he was going to throw them out) (Aziraphale knows the truth, though)

Aziraphale tends to lean towards more man-made gifts, especially sweet treats that he buys or even makes himself - after all, it was Crowley who first introduced him to food, so isn't it fitting that Aziraphale gives him something similar)

both of them love music, and will often dig up records and CDs of songs that they think the other will enjoy

they don't really announce those type of gifts, but Crowley will place a record (not bebop) in Aziraphale's gramophone/record player thingy, and Aziraphale will pop a new CD into the Bentley stereo

it makes them both so happy, doing these little things for each other, and they both blush adorably when receiving the same love and attention back <3

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

Crowley, in Aziraphale's french revolution voice: I hAvE sTanDaRdS