Heard It In Their Voices When I Read The Post So I Made This  

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

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[OC] prettiest girl (vampire) in the morgue 🦇🩸

8.16.20. USA

In major cities across the country, mailboxes are being removed or locked.

👆🏼At the same time, FedEx is halting deliveries to Black neighborhoods in Chicago.

The new changes come from Trump’s appointed Postmaster General, Louis DeJoy, justifying the cuts as cost-saving.

Ask yourself why any public service should operate as a business.

Ask yourself why this country centralizes power to allow for 1 person to destroy an entire public service. Why does the presidency exist and why should they have this power?

LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

by  Svetlin Velinov

your future wife is waiting for you at the local public library