No One’s Saying This So I Guess I’ve Gotta: No More Shirtless Scenes For Men If The Actors Gotta

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

Richard Savoie.

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Here’s a piece I made for the Great Lace Chicago, a J-fashion event happening this March! It’s coming up so soon, I’m so excited for it! If you’re coming please stop by my booth, I’d love to meet some of you! 🩷

the best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time

- takethisride

if you need me i am going to be binge-reading the archives of my favorite blog on the entire internet which is written by this sweet old man who lives on a farm in the pacific northwest with his husband and a bunch of animals. there are nice pictures of flowers and ducks and the tone is so gentle and soothing:

like… fuck…. i love everything about this blog…. it’s the one good thing left online

tags on this post // Юрий Рейнер, Первые огни (Yuri Reiner, First Lights) // this post