Remember That Scene In Trc When Blue Couldn't Stop Crying Because Gansey Didn't Text Her Back?

Ronan Lynch if he was written in italic instead of bold:

(That's not Ronan, that's Ronnie)

Chodila bych lidem uklízet poličky s kořením 😌

Ne ale fr. Buď něco jako to, co dělala Marie Kondo, nebo i uklízení takových těch "depression rooms" ostatních lidí. (Tady je vidět, kdo vyrůstal na Máte doma uklizeno lol.) Dejte mi rukavice, dostatek pytlů na odpadky (a dostatečně dlouhou epizodu Creepcastu do pozadí) a budu šťastná.

Což mi připomíná, že se blíží Den Země, takže jestli mě někde uvidíte sbírat odpadky, no you didn't.

Kdybyste se mohli živit jenom tím, co vás baví a naplňuje (a fakt teď nezáleží na tom, jestli to je reálný nebo ne, prostě to, co milujete, i kdyby to byla totální blbost), co by to bylo?

yeah, that checks out 😌

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

"They're Silent Generation! They should stay silent, but they keep yapping!"

twenty minutes in and this interview is already fruitful

he could visit my boathouse anytime

prosím, že je tady víc českých fanoušků Maurice? 🥺

Please give it to me Rachel

my dream for a modern live action death note:

- it takes itself completely seriously. i want ZERO irony/making fun of itself. i need some actor man to take a potato chip and eat it with total seriousness.

- light and L have an insane amount of tension, i’m talking destiel levels of eye sex and queerbaiting, but they are never allowed to kiss. maybe when L dies they get one ambiguously queer line. but it’s gotta stay at least a little bit ambiguous

- misa isn’t explicitly homophobic anymore but she is like That #ally (just more subtly homophobic) (obviously shes gay but she doesn’t know that yet). instead of “are you on THAT side of the fence ryuzaki” she’s like “it’s FINE if you’re gay but light is MY boyfriends and i just don’t think it’s APPROPRIATE” and L just ignores her completely. she claims L as her Gay Best Friend despite him never confirming if he’s queer and her not really liking him. for Diversity

- she’s like i can’t be homophobic i do a pride month photoshoot and L is like okay. i don’t care

- focus on how the 24 hour news cycle, overwhelming access to information, and constant fearmongering and doomscrolling drives light fucking crazy (sorry i have to be weird about light here)

- instead of a magazine light very blandly watches porn on his laptop. looking actively bored. L doesn’t say explicitly “your son is gay” but he looks over at soichiro and says something like “hm. he’s popular with girls, you said? okay.”

- some awful misa and light sex scene but it cuts between that and light at L’s grave, their months handcuffed together, etc. hannibal style or something idk i’ve never seen it i just got a play by play from a friend

- naomi gets a bigger part because she’s awesome

- light and L are stuck in ambiguously queer purgatory but rem is very explicitly in love with misa. they kiss once before she dies and from then on misa seems a little more subdued with light. like she’s not so sure she really wants him

- when the detectives are talking about L someone mentions how he’s “on the spectrum” and everyone nods seriously. later it’s mentioned again and L overhears and he’s like you can just say autistic. everyone apologizes profusely but he does not give a shit

so I read The Secret History...

(spoilers)

(art is by @ryegarden (here) and @malkettu (on IG))

please tell me there's a fic in which the gangsey play the Charlie Charlie Challenge

(They think it doesn't work because the pencil doesn't move. In reality, it's because both Ronan and Noah keep secretly blowing on it from opposite angles.)

Českoslovenští soudruzi mají Intenzivní Trampské Kamarádství, zatímco Angličané mají, zdá se:

🇬🇧 Frontové Kamarádství 🇬🇧

děvenky (girlies) jsou jakože "jdu si pustit uklidňující film před spaním" a ten film je donnie darko (director's cut)