This Lyric In Noah Kahan's Homesick Is The Modern-day Version Of Richard Meeting The Greek Class:

jakože kluk a kluk?? aha, a kdo z vás je ten, co kapituluje??

generál Sherman??? what, you like to share men??? 🤨

it may have been done before but I desperately need a Death Note AU where L is a native English speaker BUT whenever Light talks about him, he goes "yeah L sounds fluent but sometimes he says things even I can't translate". And then it turns out L is like Scottish or something.

Light's internal monologue: just you wait, L. I have the upper hand! I'll find out your true name and become the God of the New World!!

L's internal monologue: yer granny gets bullied at the bingo hall

Please give it to me Rachel

my dream for a modern live action death note:

- it takes itself completely seriously. i want ZERO irony/making fun of itself. i need some actor man to take a potato chip and eat it with total seriousness.

- light and L have an insane amount of tension, i’m talking destiel levels of eye sex and queerbaiting, but they are never allowed to kiss. maybe when L dies they get one ambiguously queer line. but it’s gotta stay at least a little bit ambiguous

- misa isn’t explicitly homophobic anymore but she is like That #ally (just more subtly homophobic) (obviously shes gay but she doesn’t know that yet). instead of “are you on THAT side of the fence ryuzaki” she’s like “it’s FINE if you’re gay but light is MY boyfriends and i just don’t think it’s APPROPRIATE” and L just ignores her completely. she claims L as her Gay Best Friend despite him never confirming if he’s queer and her not really liking him. for Diversity

- she’s like i can’t be homophobic i do a pride month photoshoot and L is like okay. i don’t care

- focus on how the 24 hour news cycle, overwhelming access to information, and constant fearmongering and doomscrolling drives light fucking crazy (sorry i have to be weird about light here)

- instead of a magazine light very blandly watches porn on his laptop. looking actively bored. L doesn’t say explicitly “your son is gay” but he looks over at soichiro and says something like “hm. he’s popular with girls, you said? okay.”

- some awful misa and light sex scene but it cuts between that and light at L’s grave, their months handcuffed together, etc. hannibal style or something idk i’ve never seen it i just got a play by play from a friend

- naomi gets a bigger part because she’s awesome

- light and L are stuck in ambiguously queer purgatory but rem is very explicitly in love with misa. they kiss once before she dies and from then on misa seems a little more subdued with light. like she’s not so sure she really wants him

- when the detectives are talking about L someone mentions how he’s “on the spectrum” and everyone nods seriously. later it’s mentioned again and L overhears and he’s like you can just say autistic. everyone apologizes profusely but he does not give a shit

"You are in the house of Elrond. And it is ten o'clock in the morning, on October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know."

přesah tohle přesah támhleto kámo já si přesáhnu na dno asi

Jan Zahradníček - Epitaf

Živote můj. Jediný. Tento. A ne jiný. Nezdáš se. Jsi. A trváš prchaje. Skutečný. Můj. Jsi kost a krev, z níž pijí stíny. Bolíš. Klikatě klopotná tvá cesta je.

Vpravo a vlevo v těsné motanici životů jiných, vršících se k hvězdám až. Cizí dech uslyšíš jak vítr ve pšenici z dálky tak strašně blízké, že až závrať máš.

Však nikdy nepřekročíš. Pořád sám a zvláště. Láskou se nezadrhla s druhou tvoje nit. Zřetelně rozeznáš ji vtkanou ve vzor pláště života šiřejšího nad vzduch, nad blankyt.

Jen chybný krok a cizí stébla drtí. Za všechno odpovídáš, všechno k nohám tvým sbíhá se z nižších šířek života a smrti jak poledníky bílým tichem polárním…

Vy životy z života mého vypučelé. Vy oči z mých očí, jež dohlédnete dál. Polibek usmíření cítím na svém čele Můj život byl a bude, aniž se jen zdál…

Horký úchop: Znalosti moderních dějin by se neměly hodnotit tradičními testy nebo maturitou, nýbrž vysvětlováním textu písně We Didn't Start the Fire od Billyho Joea

Zane Holtz fancast as Henry Winter could absolutely redistribute my matter 🤭

🥰🥰🥰

sisters in arms dřevostavba

hear me out

why did none of the college AUs mention Chicago-style citation? I enrolled here to find an academic rival-to-lover, but so far there's only Chicago-style citation

blíží se svátek zamilovaných, jenž tu ani neslavíme🎀