Me Everytime I Use JSTOR For A College Assignment

zatracený přesahy, pleonasmy, oxymóra, morfologický analýzy... a hlavně dřevostavby! :DD

Jan Zahradníček - Epitaf

Živote můj. Jediný. Tento. A ne jiný. Nezdáš se. Jsi. A trváš prchaje. Skutečný. Můj. Jsi kost a krev, z níž pijí stíny. Bolíš. Klikatě klopotná tvá cesta je.

Vpravo a vlevo v těsné motanici životů jiných, vršících se k hvězdám až. Cizí dech uslyšíš jak vítr ve pšenici z dálky tak strašně blízké, že až závrať máš.

Však nikdy nepřekročíš. Pořád sám a zvláště. Láskou se nezadrhla s druhou tvoje nit. Zřetelně rozeznáš ji vtkanou ve vzor pláště života šiřejšího nad vzduch, nad blankyt.

Jen chybný krok a cizí stébla drtí. Za všechno odpovídáš, všechno k nohám tvým sbíhá se z nižších šířek života a smrti jak poledníky bílým tichem polárním…

Vy životy z života mého vypučelé. Vy oči z mých očí, jež dohlédnete dál. Polibek usmíření cítím na svém čele Můj život byl a bude, aniž se jen zdál…

please tell me there's a fic in which the gangsey play the Charlie Charlie Challenge

(They think it doesn't work because the pencil doesn't move. In reality, it's because both Ronan and Noah keep secretly blowing on it from opposite angles.)

"yes, I'm a sleeper agent, and you see, by sleeper I mean, well..."

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Přátelé, některá vaše doporučení mě svádějí k tomu naučit se na kytaru, abych si je mohla v létě zazpívat u táboráku.

(To, že mám poškozený nervy v prstech a neumím zpívat, je pouhá světská drobnost.)

🤍

Proč mi nikdo neřekl, že Lucie Vondráčková a Michal David spolu uvařili takový bangery?? 🤨

Doporučte mi prosím další český vypalovačky, co nejsou Víno od Chinaski 🥺🙏🏻

(A vypalovačkami jest myšleno cokoliv, co se vám líbí. Zvládnu i český rap 😌)

Brothers Karamazov is an amazing psychological exploration of character because it showcases three terrible yet very common mental illnesses: the saviour complex (Alyosha), the superiority complex (Ivan) and being an extrovert (Dmitri) 😔

@kanecjeborec

Internet Archive

Maurice : E. M. Forster : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

E. M. Forster's posthumously published gay novel. Available at fadedpage.comWritten in 1913-1914 and first published in 1971.Forster's gay l

proboha něco mi tu upadlo, upsík. snad se nikdo nedozví, že se to tam dá stáhnout i do čtečky D:

potřebuju Maurice AU zasazený v Česku na přelomu tisíciletí, kde spolu Maurice a Clive nemohou být kvůli homofobním kecům a Maurice s Alecem zas kvůli tomu, že Maurice chodí na prestižní gympl a Alec na učňák 💀

auto byste neukradli, ale co mám poslouchat při vaření, když ne upirátěnýho Zaklínače

Please give it to me Rachel

my dream for a modern live action death note:

- it takes itself completely seriously. i want ZERO irony/making fun of itself. i need some actor man to take a potato chip and eat it with total seriousness.

- light and L have an insane amount of tension, i’m talking destiel levels of eye sex and queerbaiting, but they are never allowed to kiss. maybe when L dies they get one ambiguously queer line. but it’s gotta stay at least a little bit ambiguous

- misa isn’t explicitly homophobic anymore but she is like That #ally (just more subtly homophobic) (obviously shes gay but she doesn’t know that yet). instead of “are you on THAT side of the fence ryuzaki” she’s like “it’s FINE if you’re gay but light is MY boyfriends and i just don’t think it’s APPROPRIATE” and L just ignores her completely. she claims L as her Gay Best Friend despite him never confirming if he’s queer and her not really liking him. for Diversity

- she’s like i can’t be homophobic i do a pride month photoshoot and L is like okay. i don’t care

- focus on how the 24 hour news cycle, overwhelming access to information, and constant fearmongering and doomscrolling drives light fucking crazy (sorry i have to be weird about light here)

- instead of a magazine light very blandly watches porn on his laptop. looking actively bored. L doesn’t say explicitly “your son is gay” but he looks over at soichiro and says something like “hm. he’s popular with girls, you said? okay.”

- some awful misa and light sex scene but it cuts between that and light at L’s grave, their months handcuffed together, etc. hannibal style or something idk i’ve never seen it i just got a play by play from a friend

- naomi gets a bigger part because she’s awesome

- light and L are stuck in ambiguously queer purgatory but rem is very explicitly in love with misa. they kiss once before she dies and from then on misa seems a little more subdued with light. like she’s not so sure she really wants him

- when the detectives are talking about L someone mentions how he’s “on the spectrum” and everyone nods seriously. later it’s mentioned again and L overhears and he’s like you can just say autistic. everyone apologizes profusely but he does not give a shit

so I'm making an opp-unity playlist, which makes me want to google fashwave --> I realize I probably shouldn't add it to the playlist since then the people behind it will make money --> I listen to one of the songs out of pure curiosity --> It's really really good --> fuck me dude

:))

Last Song: Comatose by sød ven

Favourite colour: I call it "military green" - not the camo pattern, but the average colour of military uniforms. And white (yes it is a colour). (oof, saying "I love white and military green" doesn't sound good now does it)

Currently watching: HOUSE MD LET'S GOOO MEDICAL MALPRACTICE!!1! And From Dusk Till Dawn, occasionally

Last movie: Probably The Mummy (1999)

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Ooh, I'd take salty haha. Like a nice pot of pasta or a juicy sandwich. I'm getting old.

Relationship status: still waiting for Alec Scudder fancams on Pinterest (that's single lmao)

Current obsession: Dostoyevsky, Dan and Phil, House MD... and writing more! :))

Uhhh @lesilence @jahodenka-angrestovka @zapisky-zavislaka and anyone who would like to :)

nine people i want to get to know better

very late because my ass is just distracted, but i was tagged by @nigesakis! thank you so so much! <3

LAST SONG? - your body, my temple by will wood.

FAVORITE COLOR? - red. but i also like black, gold and all the swampy greens.

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - still finishing up trust fx, and slowly going through one (or two) rewatches of the terror (amc). have been slowing down because i don't have the head for it or the time, sadly, i've been on the move this month, but when i'll settle down a bit i can't wait to go back to everything.

LAST MOVIE? - rewatched il gattopardo by visconti because it was on tv and i've been tempted to do so for weeks before that.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - savory, mostly. but i don't mind sweet unless it's too much, and i can handle some spicy until it triggers a rosacea flare up.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - blessed to have the most wonderful, understanding, smart, handsome, interesting and devoted human being as a partner. he's my soulmate, i know it.

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - iwtv, of course. also i specifically am very obsessed with the lemon biscuits i've been eating since i returned from home.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - details on how to clean plastic from limescale lol. wanted to make sure whatever i use won't ruin it.

tagging more than 9 people, ofc (no pressure, and sorry if you've already done this, i honestly haven't been keeping track since i'm not on tumblr much lately):

@apocoeurlypse @goodsirbeasts @georges-chambers @abrahamvanhelsings @gabriestat

@suricatesblog @troiades @wrenling @oulious @endof-vanity

@saintdundy @solittles @chiefsweetner @monstrousdaughter @scribl1ta

@mothofmay @homosneksual @holy-moth @evilios @mcfallen-god

@most-sane-hoyo-player @bpdlestatdelioncourt @attacus-atlas-the-moth