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Herbal kitchens: apothecary 🌿

Frog appreciation post!✨🍄

What's going down in the factory today? Here we are! The fermentation process of cocoa beans. Besides just being a pretty good looking piece of chocolate there is a lot that has to be done at the factory before we can start making chocolate.

Exhibit A: The process of fermentation.

This harvest is a test sample of the fermentation process. It's being tested to see if fermentation is complete, and it's not yet ready as the seeds are indicating that it needs to be fermented a little longer. This is just one of the many other tasks that are done at the factory that requires the knowledge and experience necessary for producing good chocolate. In other words, you gotta have the beans!

We are so excited for our next batch of Wonka bar releases and can't wait to share them with you all. In the meantime, enjoy our current chocolates and stay tuned for what's to come!

And to the Americans celebrating, happy Memorial Day!

- Willy Wonka 🍫

I was wondering about your veggie garden; what's the trees with the black dots all over them? They look scary 👉🏼👈🏼

I assume you mean this type of tree:

These are called Jabuticaba (Ja-boo-chi-ka-ba) trees. They're native to Brazil. The "black dots" are fruit, we harvest them for wine, jelly & juice. They're about the size of a grape. The only big difference between this fruit tree & any common fruit tree is the fruit grows on the tree bark. They have medicinal properties, too. Scary looking for sure at first, but very healthy, plentiful & delicious. We have quite a few foreign veggies & fruits growing here year round. ☺️

Time 4 soup

Its October BITCH! Catch me outside eatin leaves!! Shoving pumpkins up my asshole!!! The color orange running thru my veins!! Cold air in my wind pipes!! Nipples HARD! My Halloweenie OUT! FUCK WITH ME

My last bf was a virgin and I miss him so much

What type of girls do you like and are you single?

Unique, my last gf was a virgin, so probably virgins + religious girls, especially since I'm religious myself. There's an innocence & purity in them that I'm painfully attracted to, not in a fetish way, but like in a "it's refreshing to find someone different/who has morals" way. I feel like every girl that likes me nowadays is a, excuse my language, thot & super easy, which is why I'm single. I like a challenge & a chase. I haven't been over the moon for a girl in a while. The good ones that were raised right, those are priceless diamonds.

You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

Those kids were so mean and rude to you on that tour I bet you had a headache that morning. And this is why you hate kids I bet 😂

Thank you for realizing that I was the victim and not them. People kill me with that "you tried to hurt the kids" stuff. It's so dramatic. Ugh.