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Goodnight world.

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

if you had to choose a side in the feud would you choose johnny Depp or amber heard??

Neither. I don't like either of them, they're both lunatics tbh (esp Johnny, he's openly friends with & idolizes satanists, pedos, beastialists & Marilyn Manson - an outed woman abuser & satanist. Plus people have OD'd & died in his weird nightclub & shit. But nobody talks about any of this. Dude's sketchy asf & needs to be arrested & thoroughly investigated. Cause birds of a feather, ya know?). Amber on the other hand just seems like your typical privileged & protected manipulative, opportunistic white girl. Chances are they both have abusive personalities in private. Cancel both.

~ Moon gates

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Hope you don't get sick af

they gave me an under 18 sticker at the vaccine place,, woes of being a cute sexy 4'10 manlet

🍄🍂 Hey! Happy fall! 🍂🍄

I have a youtube request: the lavender scented candles you did in the summer, do you think you could do some fall candles from scratch too? I like how you infuse the real ingredients like with the lavender candle, the real lavender flowers in the candle. Can you do an apple scented candle with some of the apples from your garden? And some fall cooking would be appreciated! 😊😊 I need new recipes to impress my family for TG, lmao!! 🦃🦃

✨🎃 Happy Fall, Rose! 🎃✨

Just put up a recipe video yesterday making a mocha frappe, apple cider donuts & buffalo ranch chicken & cheese nachos. As fall progresses I will be making more fall themed cooking/baking, foraging, shopping & home decor vids. I'll be making pumpkin spice bread & beef stew in the next one. & I'll do your candle request soon! I'll probably make it an apple cinnamon candle. ☺️✨🍁

S E N D H E L P

your instagram reached 126k lol k bye lol

P.s: i miss your rock band and your singing, bring back dead@6am and I miss your pretty face and would like a photo k bye

Thank you for telling me! I haven't been on Instagram in like four days, lol. ☺️

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I've been super busy so I haven't had time to do anything, but I will commit to that again. Sometime soon. Meanwhile, here's my face:

Thanks for calling me pretty, pretty. 🖤

I have this theory that you're bipolar. Mainly cause when you go from being cheery to angry and petty quick. Every time the kids say something annoying you snap at them. When Augustus fell in your chocolate river you looked mad and like you didn't give a fuck then when the sucky thing sucked him up you had a smirk on your face and didn't do anything cause you wanted to see what would happen. You could've easily told your oompa loompas to get him out. You seemed like you really tried to warn all the kids except Augustus. Is it because he's fat? At the beginning of the tour you sarcastically body shamed him. You lowkey got a dark side lol

I don't understand anything you're saying. Each child was a complete brat and their parents were equally irresponsible for contributing to their kid's downfall, a lack of discipline, parenting and all that stuff.

Example, Augustus and his mother are the same size, if you get what I'm saying. If she had told him to put down a cookie or two years ago then maybe he wouldn't have been so tempted and greedy at the factory. And I was the true victim here, I had to drain my poor chocolate river and replace all the contaminated chocolate. That cost me a lot of money. So I don't want to hear about how I'm such a terrible person for supposedly taking a little pleasure in their pain.

This gives me the chills. 🌨️

"Surviving Willy Wonka is an American horror movie created by Tim Burton and is the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Six years into the future, a whimsical candy-making killer with an unknown motive for luring his adolescent victims inside his chocolate factory opens his doors up to the public once again. But this time, tourists won't leave."