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WEDNESDAY ADDAMS & TYLER GALPIN

WEDNESDAY | 01.07 “If You Don’t Woe Me By Now”

Nah, he’s from the Marvel Universe

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

Inspired by @callmetippytumbles who I blame entirely.

Wednesday and Enid are being help captive by Laurel. The monster is guarding them. He has been staring at Wednesday intently the entire time as has Wednesday right back.

Enid, watching them, trying not to panic or cry: *this is fine*

Enid when the monster moves into Wednesday's space and starts touching Wednesday, playing with her hair, poking her face: 🥲 this is fine

Enid when she realizes the touches are getting less innocent: 😠😡🤬👿🔪🔪🔪

Enid when Wednesday moans and she is faced with the fact that they've been flirting this entire time and Wednesday is actively encouraging this:

Enid, later: that had better have been an elaborate plan to free us because when we get out of this, i am going to kill you.

Wednesday: oh right. We were kidnapped.

Enid: YOU FORGOT?!

Wednesday: *picks the lock on her chains with her hair lockpick*

Enid: *planning an elaborate murder in her head* you are never allowed to complain about anyone i bring into the dorm ever again.

Tyler, barging in the room: YOU'RE NOT HAVING KIDS?!

Enid: Tyler? what? how did you get in here?? who told you?!

Tyler: WHO ELSE? AJAX! TELL ME NOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE KIDS.

Enid: We will not be having kids.

Tyler: IF YOU WON'T HAVE KIDS, THEN WHO WILL BE FRIENDS WITH OUR KIDS?

Enid: They will find other friends.

Tyler: OH SURE, BECAUSE WEDNESDAY'S DNA PLUS MY DNA EQUALS A KID WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS. THINK ENID, THINK.

Barbie as wyler date night movie?

Barbie as wyler date night movie.

(Wednesday may or may not be chained up to keep her from escaping)

More photos from South Korea!

Galpins finding Wednesday asleep on top of François' open grave. She dug her way down to sleep on top of the casket.

so i found a meme making website and was immediately given far too much power which I then abused shamelessly. 

Tyler "the jumper"/Wednesday "the bystander who stole the cop's megaphone as he was trying (and failing) to talk Tyler down from suicide" meetcute

Wednesday📢: This is pathetic!

Tyler: What the fuck?!

Wednesday: You're going to kill yourself and the best you could come up with is jumping off a building!

Tyler: Who are you?!

Wednesday: I can't believe you're committing to dying a complete cliche!

Tyler: ...

...

That's the first smart thing anyone has said in 2 hours!

Wednesday: You've been standing there for 2 hours?! Either jump or get down already!

Tyler: the sad thing is i can't tell if you're some rando or if this is an actual attempt by the cops to talk me down!

Wednesday: Don't you ever compare me to a cop again! I'll push you myself!

Tyler: Don't threaten me with a good time!

*cop tries to snatch megaphone back scuffle. Wednesday emerging victorious*

Wednesday: Now then! Where were we?!oh right! You're pathetic for this wasted display! No creativity! No passion! You aren't even jumping! It's just falling! Gravity does all the work!

Tyler: I'll have you know I'm an actual artist!

Wednesday: So far, I'm not impressed!

Tyler: You know, this is astoundingly callous! And mean!

...

...

Marry me?!

Wednesday: ...

...

Why on earth would I marry you?!

Tyler: ...

I'll give you a massage every day!

Wednesday: That barely upgrades you from uncreative hack to almost worth a coffee date! I'm looking for something about you that's worth marriage!

Tyler: Literally every woman I know would have killed for that!

Wednesday: I'm not convinced you know any women!

Tyler: ...

I know a woman!

Wednesday: Mothers don't count!

Tyler: Jokes on you! I never knew my mom!

Wednesday: You're dealing with that pretty well!

Tyler: ...

That's really fucked up!

Wednesday: I'm still waiting for a reason to marry you!

Tyler: Fine!

I'm not terrible to look at!

Wednesday: Debatable!

Tyler: I would literally sooner dismember myself than cheat on you! And I have an ex's testimony to prove it!

Wednesday: Why wait?! Chop off your hand and bleed out right now! It's a bit rushed, but it'll be better than jumping!

Tyler: With what?! I don't exactly carry around a butcher's knife with me everywhere I go!

Wednesday: Your lack of preparation skills say little about your ability to be an adequate husband!

Tyler: Ok, yknow what?! If you marry me, you'll have saved an actual life! You'd be a hero!

Wednesday: We have downgraded to giving you a fake number!

Tyler: Man, fuck you! You sadistic little-!

Wednesday: We have upgraded to one night stand!

Tyler: Is this a joke to you?!

Wednesday: Yes, but I kinda want to see where this goes now!

*Wednesday is tased and the megaphone is taken away from her. Nobody liked that*

*They have coffee a week later*