Sometime In S2 Of Wednesday

Judge magazine, 1921

Tyler, barging in the room: YOU'RE NOT HAVING KIDS?!

Enid: Tyler? what? how did you get in here?? who told you?!

Tyler: WHO ELSE? AJAX! TELL ME NOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE KIDS.

Enid: We will not be having kids.

Tyler: IF YOU WON'T HAVE KIDS, THEN WHO WILL BE FRIENDS WITH OUR KIDS?

Enid: They will find other friends.

Tyler: OH SURE, BECAUSE WEDNESDAY'S DNA PLUS MY DNA EQUALS A KID WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS. THINK ENID, THINK.

Plot twist. When Tyler is running off at the meeting house, a full grown lion shows up and blocks him. Wednesday catches up to the hyde staring at this *fucking lion wtf" dumbfounded and she's just like: Kitty?!

Kitty ran away and tracked Wednesday down because she missed her and demanded scritches.

She gets her scritches.

Inspired by @callmetippytumbles who I blame entirely.

Wednesday and Enid are being help captive by Laurel. The monster is guarding them. He has been staring at Wednesday intently the entire time as has Wednesday right back.

Enid, watching them, trying not to panic or cry: *this is fine*

Enid when the monster moves into Wednesday's space and starts touching Wednesday, playing with her hair, poking her face: 🥲 this is fine

Enid when she realizes the touches are getting less innocent: 😠😡🤬👿🔪🔪🔪

Enid when Wednesday moans and she is faced with the fact that they've been flirting this entire time and Wednesday is actively encouraging this:

Enid, later: that had better have been an elaborate plan to free us because when we get out of this, i am going to kill you.

Wednesday: oh right. We were kidnapped.

Enid: YOU FORGOT?!

Wednesday: *picks the lock on her chains with her hair lockpick*

Enid: *planning an elaborate murder in her head* you are never allowed to complain about anyone i bring into the dorm ever again.

[In the men's groupchat]

Josh: So guys I've been thinking...

Christian: Careful, you might pull a muscle.

*Josh removes Christian from the groupchat*

Josh: So guys I've been thinking...

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OTP MEME ♥ 1/2 scenes The almost-kiss.

Terrible crack idea, no one look at me: Wednesday actually has a colour allergy and at the Rave'N after being doused in red paint she stops breathing.

Tyler's running outside with her in a bridal carry, Enid actually gets physical with Lucas and his normie friends to force them to admit what they 'laced' the paint with.

I feel at some point, Enid would have to go: "God, this reminds me of Wednesday's joke about her allergies. But seriously way worse." Tyler, crouched over Wednesday who is slowly turning blue under the red paint. "Allergy...joke?"

"OH, oh fuck."

And then she gets hosed down. Plus it's a legitimate explanation for why she got a custom uniform. No school I've ever heard of would allow let alone organise a goth uniform just for aesthetic preference.

OR, when she's arrested the Sheriff puts her in an orange jumpsuit for Father V Son Angst.

Wyler Reincarnation AU ANGST

So I was telling Sparky on the Wyler server an Angsty AU to evermore that was floating in my head:

Wednesday is the reincarnation of Goody Addams and while she doesn't have all of Goody's memories or even powers, she is much more aware of things and remembers most of Goody's life in Jericho. She didn't want to go to nevermore because she doesn't want to confront the metaphorical ghosts there and compare the life Goody had there with what is there now. Nine schools later, her parents are forcing the issue. this time Pugsley goes to nevermore with her as well mid-semester so she isn't just navigating her own entry but also Pugsley's as well. everything is torturous and she has already made two escape attempts only to be caught by various teachers. The Blood Moon isn't scheduled to happen until American Thanksgiving so Wednesday doesn't worry about risking resurrecting Crackstone since she'll be back in NJ with her fam.

It's not until she has her second session with kinbott that she just up and leaves early. She goes to the weathervane and she appears in front of the broken espresso machine but this time she is just as stunned by the person on the other side as Tyler.

Because Tyler looks just like her dead hyde husband, Grey Addams, back in Jericho in 1665.

She muddles through the interaction and they have a chemistry but Tyler definitely doesn't remember anything and she thinks this is a fluke. It was strange enough for her to grow up into a body just like her old one (save for darker hair). She rationalizes that it's improbable that Tyler is the reincarnate of her husband (she checks thoroughly.....). Tyler actually does dream of being Grey Addams but he doesn't remember his dreams at all (until it's too late). Wednesday may not completely be a new girl learning to socialize but Tyler is definitely not the small-town boy that she worries she is using as a replacement for Grey

When Wednesday she meets the hyde in the forest, she is lost. She knows the torture and pain it takes for a hyde to awaken. In Goody's life, it was the loss of their first child that awakened Grey. She tries to see if Tyler is the hyde but something he says throws her off and she starts to look more closely at nevermore. That's when she finds out that hydes were banned 30+ years earlier along with other kinds of outcasts and she is furious.

Tyler is dark here, very much thinks he's playing her (and is actively manipulating her throughout) but is slowly getting frustrated when he realizes she has had a previous relationship and it was serious. At some point, he wonders if she was sent to nevermore because of some Romeo and Juliet situation. After Tyler and Wednesday start officially dating but Wednesday is still hunting the hyde and the master, they have a date where for some unfathomable reason where Tyler asks who her ex was. Wednesday stares at Tyler for a moment and she says "Their name was Grey" Tyler asks if he was an outcast and Wednesday says "He was a Hyde…. they're a kind of shapeshifter like werewolves but no ties to the lunar cycle."

Tyler's blood runs cold.

This is the first time they ever brought up Hydes and it's only later that she brings Nathaniel Faulkner's diary to show Tyler what Hydes are. Tyler doesn't even know what to do when he realizes she has to know what the "bear" in the woods has been the whole time. He realizes even later she has already eliminated him from the list of suspects but the fact she is looking terrifies him.

It's not until Tyler has betrayed Wednesday, kidnapping her the day of the blood moon to sacrifice her that he suddenly can access Grey's memories; previously his Hyde was the part of him that remembered Grey much to his confusion.

Tyler is grieving and angsting throughout because there are so many spectres in his life and it only hurts more when he finally remembers being Grey that he realizes he just sentenced his soulmate to death and helped resurrect the man who killed him in his first life. Crackstone tries to kill Tyler by drowning him after he stabs Wednesday and leaves her bleeding out on the floor of the crypt. They are both rescued by the Nightshades that Wednesday had turned into active informants rather than a teen hangout group.

Wednesday and Tyler defeat Crackstone together but they are still broken. Tyler refuses to be separated from Wednesday after everything but Wednesday is really badly wounded and can't offer any absolution as she slips into a coma.

Also, Garret/Laurel's Dad Ansel is still alive in this AU.

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS & TYLER GALPIN

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