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Tyler: You’re all terrible people. Except you, Wednesday. You’re a saint.

Wednesday:

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS & TYLER GALPIN

WEDNESDAY | 01.07 “If You Don’t Woe Me By Now”

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Wednesday accidentally unlocking a hyde just because she tortures on her playdates

[In the men's groupchat]

Josh: So guys I've been thinking...

Christian: Careful, you might pull a muscle.

*Josh removes Christian from the groupchat*

Josh: So guys I've been thinking...

Tyler, hyperventilating: 911? My wife is in labor

Operator: Sir, is this her first child?

Tyler, panicked: NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND-

Ok so part 2 to this post I made yesterday;

Wednesday was supposed to get a ride from Weems the day before the thanksgiving break to the train station in Burlington. Pugsley had gone ahead already but Wednesday needed to tie up loose ends with Ansel Gates and the potentially living Laurel Gates before returning to New Jersey.

It's only when Tyler texts her that morning about getting out of his work shift and offering to drive her himself that she arranges to just say goodbye to Weems at the school entrance instead. She doesn't have to wait long with her backpack to see Tyler drive up and he is smiling. And for not the first time, she ISN'T reminded of Grey despite the familiarity.

Nothing prepares her for Tyler getting the drop on her and knocking her out.

When she comes to, she is hanging from the ceiling for Crackstone's Thrice Damned crypt and the first thing she sees is Grey's dark eyes looking down at her with a smile that looks too soft for the setting.

Some god is playing a cosmic joke because making a hyde with Grey's face steals her heart all over again. It's some god's vengeance on her for making the same hyde use her to resurrect her husband's killer.

may the 4th be with u

Tyler: Did you like this date?

Wednesday: It was torture

Tyler: Like in the sense of good or bad?

*kiss

Tyler: Oh. Absolutely torture

Plot twist. When Tyler is running off at the meeting house, a full grown lion shows up and blocks him. Wednesday catches up to the hyde staring at this *fucking lion wtf" dumbfounded and she's just like: Kitty?!

Kitty ran away and tracked Wednesday down because she missed her and demanded scritches.

She gets her scritches.