Theory: Sanji’s Smile Is The One Piece.

Quick snack

i think its funny how kyle spend like 25 seasons trying to make cartman a decent person and fighting him every step of the way but all it took for stan was a few tears and cartman was immediately saving that pangolin

this intrigues me, not only because cartman has been acting nicer in the past few seasons, but its proven in the post covid how he actually CARES FOR HIS BROS????! and besides the sacrifice rabbi cartman did, the pangolin thing was one of the only actual kind things eric has ever done. he gained nothing from it, in fact, HE LOST what he wanted. eric cartman gave up on his antisocial life so stan could live a normal life again. thats... unheard of?

also in cupid ye he just inserts himself in the situation solely because he hates seeing stan sad. Cartman has a soft spot for stan (and arguably kenny), but he is a piece of shit to both butters and kyle, probably because he knows the two of them can keep up. i think its nice how his fucked up mind works

I gotta say. One Piece is one of the few animes that doesn't provoke "canon is not real unless I like it" syndrome on me. I really love the story as a whole, I really don't need fanon all that much

There is, however, one detail I pretend I do not see: The timeline. Like, the actual timeline. How much time had passed.

No, I'm not talking about timeskip.

*Grabs Eiichiro Oda by his neck* What do you MEAN it passed ONE MONTH between the Reverse Mountain and Water 7?

No no, this can't do. You're telling me the straw-hats had been sailing for two months top?? Nah, nah, nah. You don't understand them like I do. IN MY OPINION:

East Blue lasted two months, maybe a bit less, maybe a bit more.

Then after Chopper they sailed for like 4 more month's to get to Water 7/Ennies Lobby.

Immediately after that came Thriller Bark. Skeleton acquired. Then they went on off screen adventures for like a month. (I refuse to believe Brook found friends just to lose them a few days later on Saboady)

The separation marked 7, maybe 8 months together. That's a good amount I think. I know they see each other 24/7 and that's more than enough time to create strong bonds but they spend 2 years away from each other. That's a lot of 24/7's apart. I want them to have time together.

Because it has been 20 years of One Piece and I still think we have few nakamaship moments. And that is saying something seeing the whole One Piece is one big nakamaship centric slice of life fanfiction.

House md is just like: Gays are stupid, lesbians are evil, bisexuals die, straights are the worst, asexuals don't exist...

Hate crimes md indeed.

its the big 2025, im 22 years old and obsessed with phineas and ferb. i just rewatched the series and i think i wanna add my two cents to it

if the earth was slightly nearer to the sun, we would burn up, and if it was slightly away, we would freeze. just like this law, everything regarding doofenshmirtz is based on the "almost"

in the episode "this is your backstory", its shown that if perry and vanessa weren't in his life, he would have tipped the gnome and probably be a lot more evil than he was. we saw in the second dimension that evil doofenshmirtz is the way he is because of a goddamn train toy! one more tragic backstory and our doofenshmirtz would be a completely different person

thankfully the guy has morals, and thats what prevents him from becoming a dictator or succeeding completly. in fact, in an alternative dimension in which perry never developed a friendship with doof, doofenshmirtz would have turned himself into an truly evil genious in the episode "this is your backstory". if things weren't exactly the way they are, reality would succumb upon doof's fingers.

doof is very dangerous *because* he is a genius. but a genius limited by poor planning skills and his environment. if taken time to prepare, he would be absolutely terrifying! yes, OWCA needs to put their best agent to deal with him. the dude managed to move the earth's location with the PUSH OF A BUTTON, THATS INSANE. his inators are insanely specific and they always work, he can pratically mold reality as he wishes

what prevents him from being the same as the dictator from the second dimension is a series of coincidences that makes him the doof we love. but aside from charisma, the guy has insane danger potential.

The fact that the Doof had been paired and proved most compatible with Perry, canonically and repeatedly proclaimed to be one of OWCA's best agents in the field, is curious to me.

Some fics have a throwaway line or two talking referring to his compatibility with other agents. I think, also, about the canonical fact that he remains as third most dangerous evil scientist in OWCA's ledger.

I also like thinking about the fact that we have been proven, multiple times, in VARIOUS dimensions and fluctuations to the time space continuem, that were he not continuously thwarted throughout his career, he would not only have achieved tyrannical rule, he would have EXCELLED in it, and perfectly undefeated, EVEN BY HIS EVIL PEERS that people loved to pretend were always more competent than him.

Like. I think about that. Why? What makes Heinz so dangerous? What made everyone else incompatible to a point OWCA realized they needed to send their best, and he needed to be on call ALL THE TIME?

Curious

interviewer: if you could say something to kenny mccormick right now, what would it be?

kyle, sniffing: that we miss you, and we're looking for you-

cartman, stopping his sobs: and that tammy warner is a total slut that gave jimmy three bj's on a chick-fill-a's bathroom

stan: oh my god, yeah

"c!techno needs to take an L" he literally LITERALLY just lost one of the most important people to him

at this point im convinced you guys arent watching his lore at all and are refusing to listen everything he says. look, im all for c!techno being a morally gray character but lets at least hold him accountable for the right reasons. hes not a badly written character, you are just lazy to learn about him

if you dont watch his lore then OF COURSE he will seem confusing to you.

Every now and then I'm catch up by the fact that cartman is canonically a fundashi and reads yaoi

eu vo me.mata na frente dos dois

Crowley's hearing "I can finally make you good enough to deserve Heaven"

but Aziraphale's saying "I can finally make Heaven good enough to deserve you"