sorry, not sorry, about the last one 🤭
John lennon you need to stop. Your outfits are too faggy. Your swag too bisexual. Your estrogen levels too high. John lennon they'll kill you
John and Paul as tweets, made by me.
The only reason I’ll go onto that roof is to thr0w myself off of it
watching old beatles interviews is so funny because paul will be talking and here comes john tickling his back or smacking his head or touching his thigh or fingering him like relax brother no one's taking him from you
I literally cannot
Always on his mind 👀
Ah yes, a very standard thing for one heterosexual man to say to another heterosexual man, using personal pronouns, alone in each other's’ company. Nothing to see here! 👀
“I remember when John and I were first hanging out together, I had a dream about digging in the garden with my hands. I’d dreamt that before but I’d never found anything other than an old tin can. But in this dream I found a gold coin. I kept digging and I found another. And another.
The next day I told John about this amazing dream I’d had and he said, ‘That’s funny, I had the same dream’. So both of us had this dream of finding this treasure. And I suppose you could say it came true. I remember years later talking about it – ‘Remember that dream we had?’; ‘Yeah, that was far out’. So the message of that dream was: keep digging lads.”
From an interview Paul did in 2012
“you better not be cunty george harrison when i get there.”
me asf:
CEO of Pretending Yoko Ono Never Sat on an Amp
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