Thank You, Captain Obvious Sir Paul McCartney

nothing to see here, Stuart!

John’s secret messages to Paul?? 🤭

Am I the only one seeing this?? 👀 Inspired by u/jacobofcorn2 on Reddit

Grapefruit: a book of instructions by Yoko Ono, originally published in 1964 (N7433.4 .O56 G7 1970).

I know Peter Jackson is lurking on Tumblr. Low-key the biggest McLennon truther among us. Nowhere in the movie are they arranged exactly like this but for the poster he goes out of his way to create an unrequited Lennison eyeline and an adoring John staring at Paul - get outta heeerrrreeeee

me when i'm gay

why are they dick to ass in this

Paul’s Lyrics book; why is this note here?

Next to the lyrics from ‘I’ll Get You’ is a note from Mimi to John, telling him she is going out for an hour : which begs the question; why is this note here? Let me rephrase; why has Paul included a note that tells us that that a young John and Paul had the house to themselves for an hour? And why, of all the media Paul could have chosen, is this accompanying a teenage declaration of love, which has, Paul helpfully tells us ‘some schoolboy humour’ about ‘I’ll get you in the end’ . (Sorry, I can’t sense his tone. Is he talking about trying to get a chaste kiss or bum sex)

Ok now I have more questions; why has Paul held onto this note for 60 years.. it’s not even a memento of his family. There’s no scribbled lyrics on the other page. The ‘explanation’ of the lyrics talk about Mimi and Mendips, but surely he has something better than *this* to illustrate her character?

I mean… it’s almost like, maybe, I don’t know, something happened for the first time during the time that they had the house to themselves , and Paul being the sentimental and horny romantic he is, has decided to keep this as a memento, and it works perfectly next to a song about chaste kisses. Or ahem, something something getting your end away.

Side note: John sings the beginning of this to Paul in Get Back! ‘Imagine I’m in love with you/it’s easy cause I know’

duolingo:

my brainrot:

*say goodnight John*

John lennon you need to stop. Your outfits are too faggy. Your swag too bisexual. Your estrogen levels too high. John lennon they'll kill you