Thinking About Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley Who’s With A Reader Who’s Never Sucked Dick Before…and He’s

Some old poly 141 art. i dont think i like this one too much but still. Eepy boys that were trying to watch a movie.

'accidental baby daddy soap mactavish' aka the worst man in the world to accidentally knock you up after fucking casually a couple times. there's no such thing as personal space or boundaries or distanced co-parenting with him; he already broke his lease / sold his house. shows up on your doorstep with all his belongings in the world. you wouldn't let the bairn's dad sleep rough, would you? no, the couch won't do, doe, he needs a tempur pedic bed or his sciatica will act up. knocked him flat on his ass last time it flared up, so just let him in the bed. if you're cold, they're cold 'n all that shit.

For a friends with benefits reader/possessive best friend Soap, I'm imagining reader trying initially to set some boundaries so things don't get messy and the lines don't get blurry (like maybe no kissing during sex) and Soap "I have no intentions of being just friends or just a fuck buddy" overriding each and every one of those boundaries.

Johnny "Soap" "Red Flag" MacTavish absolutely kisses with tongue whenever they hook up, even though you told him at the very start that this was purely physical / a way to relieve stress.

He'll send nudes, blow up your phone at all hours of the day, sleep over after you've hooked up even though one of your boundaries was for him to go home after sex ("hen, ye cannae make me go home in this state," he'll complain, flopping over on the bed. "It'd be cruel to send a man home after that."), surreptitiously delete the dating apps off your phone.

He absolutely greets your mom at the door to your flat in his boxers because he invited her and his mom over for Sunday brunch and didn't tell you. Pure beaming when they coo and fuss over their two babies getting together because he knows you're way too embarrassed to correct your mother and tell her that you're just sleeping with Johnny.

Any advice for someone with a strong gag reflex? I want them to enjoy it but no one enjoys getting their dick thrown up on

Baby a soft mouth is still a mouth. Stay at the tip and suck really nice while you swirl your tongue around the head and only bob as deep as you can comfortably. Stroke the rest with your hand and pull off occasionally to spit on the tip and lube up your hand. Lick and kiss the shaft if you're really feeling like your neglecting it.

Nothing says you gotta get the whole thing down, the modified hand/blow job works wonders.

Floor of the mactavish house is covered in toys and the fridge has about 8 layers of art projects stuck to it and there’s a wall sign in the kitchen with a pasta sauce stain on it that says “clean enough to be a healthy home, messy enough to be a happy home”

And yes Price’s divorced ass hates having to visit

Missionary with your fav military man, but his dog tags keep tapping you in the face, causing you to giggle. He scoffs and nips at you playfully before taking the chain in his teeth and thrusting even harder, fucking you up the bed in punishment

• I love this trend sm!! 💫

he’d piss me off so bad with that terrible attitude problem of his and a tiny raise of his voice would make me break down into tears but god i need that old man in my guts IMMEDIATELY