You Have No Idea How Close I Am To Start Writing Cringey Slay The Princess X Reader Fanfiction And Headcannons,

This do help thank you dj my man (gender neutral) o7

It's a surprisingly fitting name lmao thank you random jsaber for this gift I've also stolen this name now /silly

I'm losing my marbles WGERE DID THE NAME 'BLIXER' COME FROM???????

I ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS LMFAO

Hhh anyways uh long quiet design I might change a tad bit but I am generally happy with

[i dont Like him without the hood.. I’ll change it eventually :3 ]

you should do the ship math for all voices AND princesses + long quiet and the narrator INCLUDING poly. do it. Do it. How many are there.

Okay alright I'll bite

SO

11 voices, 11 associated princesses

1 Long Quiet, 1 Shifting Mound

1 Narrator

Excluding the first Princess, the Razor and the Stranger, each princess has her own chapter III, yes I am counting the Greys separately. +8

Excluding the Greys, six of the princesses are paired up for more Chapter IIIs. +3

OPTIONAL: four from the Razor princess's Chapter IIIs and IVs, one from deconstructed Damsel and one from the second form of nerve

So that comes up toooooo,,,,,

36 (42 optionally)

Time for the calculation

So, to calculate this I'll have to do 36C2 + 36C3 +... All the way up to 36C36

I'm gonna pull an epic gamer move to make my life easier

Ysee, 36C17 = 36C19, 36C16 = 36C20 and so on, so I'm going to do this:

2x(36C2 + 36C3 +... up til 36C17) + 36C18 + 36 + 1

Same with 42 (just up till 42C20 and + 42C21 + 42 + 1 instead)

Now since I'm totally sane, I manually calculated these partially cuz the numbers were too big for my calculator, and so I could've easily gotten this wrong

Dear Anon, the number of ships – voices, princesses, narrator, and polycules and all, is:

68719472699 (for 36),

4398046511061 (for 42).

Numbers SO FUCKIN BIG that they are absolutely arbitrary, even if I did get them wrong.

You're welcome :]€

heart. lungs. liver. nerves.

not me feeling like drawing and coming up with my own designs for the voices only to realize I don't know how to draw bird people and I struggle with character design

Jinmay redesign I made cuz I was bored I guess

Back at it again with my design sketches this time with the Voice of The Cheated

Are there any monster designs you're particular excited to show off? Or at least designs in mind you're excited for?

Probably the paranoid and the broken, I won’t get too much into spoilers but the paranoid has patters that resemble a human nervous system (because hearts lungs livor nerves) I can’t really say much about him without spoiling a lot but he has a mask in half of his face which looks similar to the nightmare

Mans the broken will look similar to a biblically accurate angel way earlier (thrones and seraphim if you want spesific) I just like when people make the broken super angelic since he is paired with the tower princess, another thing I wanted to note is how the broken is the tallest (I’ve seen him be the shortest before but I wanted him to be able be seen by the tower princess easier in my og voice designs and I wanted to keep that in the swap au)

Probably the cheated too cus I make his design based off of a common male cuckoo which the stripes on its belly kind of look like blades to reference the razor having blades inside of her

Honestly I’m excited for everyone if someone asks I’ll probably describe every bird that each monster is based off of and why

(Btw the opportunist is the shortest if you don’t count his long ass neck dont ask me he just make he just gave off ankle biter energy)

i love nova

OOGHH,,, I'm a sucker for fluff!! Ughhh this is so cute, thank you so much for this yummy writing!!!

My part of a exchange for Srmthfg trick or treat exchange 2023

Hey there @blankisanaddict I got you for this exchange and I have to say I enjoyed working on this treat (and i do mean treat as it's very much on the sweet side) for you. I really do hope you enjoy it too.

I really like Laios can you tell