SOOOOO TRUEEeE

I need a fic where Lucifer doesn't like Alastor *at all* but the moment he finds out Vox has been stalking him and being just a fucking creep in general he's like "NOOO! He might be a fucking jackass but NO, NUH UH! HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT!" But Charlie stops him cuz she doesn't want him to hurt sinners (cause let's be honest she would still try to defend his life) and it isn't until Vox, like, says something that ONLY the Hazbin group were around for that they all realize "OH. SHIT. HE'S LIKE, *CREEPY* CREEPY." Then when they, ya'know, protect him from the weird ass stalker, he's surprised SPECIFICALLY that Vaggie and Lucifer helped cuz they seem to hate him. Then comfort happens, with lots of them hugging and cuddling Alastor.

I physically need it, please.

Were you ever spanked as a child AND do you think that spanking is ok?

Your honor, I see no lies here.

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

"have u looking for me all this time?"

Just watched season 2 part 1 of Dragons Rising and I love it!!

I think what would be so funny though is that when Jay finally does come back Nya will come up to him, tears in her eyes and he'll just be like, "who are you?"

And it'll be soul crushing but Jay then like sees Kai and it's like that scene from the pilot and instantly has a crush cause c'mon, he's definitely bisexual. I could just imagine him asking Kai what's his favorite color, like in the pilot and being a blushing mess while Nya is absolutely heartbroken and also in shock while Kai is completely disturbed and confused.

In the next episode or so while Jay is still an amnesiac, Nyas like "give him back" and Kais like, "you can have him??!!! In fact, take him away, please!"

I think it'd be so funny if he just kept trying to impress Kai or something and Kai is barely keeping himself from either killing himself or Jay. He only hasn't because he loves Nya too much.

I don't get why people keep comparing the Dean and Kevin Tran scenes where they figure out someone is actually a demon.

The scene from season 1 where Dean figures out his dad was really a demon possessing him, and the scene where Kevin figures out the demons acting like Dean and Sam aren't really them.

Kevin realizes it's not the Winchesters when the demons were doing everything he asked. He asked for lunch, they brought him lunch. They went out and got him things and they were politer then the real Sam and Dean. Really, to me, it was a comedic moment, because they (mostly Dean) can act like a jerk without meaning to. (It reminds me of older siblings being annoying to a younger sibling) Not because they don't care about Kevin but because Dean naturally comes off that way. They do care about him and show obvious concern when he wasn't eating and sleeping enough.

When Dean realizes his dad was really a demon it was because the demon didn't yell at him, scold him, and be mad that he 'wasted' a bullet saving Sam. Instead the demon told him he was proud, like a good dad would. However, John isn't a good dad. He was emotionally abusive and he was neglectful, maybe even physically abusive. He forced Dean to act like a parent since he was four. He trained him to be a soldier and then abandoned him and Sam at the beginning of season 1.

These scenes are similar because they both involve demons and both involve someone realizing they are a demon. However, they are not comparable. One involved Dean and Sam acting like assholes (affectionate). One involved child abuse.

(ALSO, When Crowley was like, "my demons were too nice?", it made me laugh out loud.)

I was thinking that if Gi Hun really is back in the games and some players (like 100, etc) start criticizing Gi Hun, or wanting to kill him (the fact that he is handcuffed only makes the situation worse), Hyun Ju would probably defend him

how long are you willing to keep that promise?

I love to bully Apollo for the decisions he makes, but tbh he’s incredibly well adjusted by the end of TOA all things considered.

If my father forcefully underdeveloped my brain to that of a sixteen year old and threw me to the wolves, I would have turned the gas stove on at the next solstice meeting and walked out of Olympus.