Favorite Hazbin Au

this is their dynamic right

Thank you for adding some much to this post @yikesy

I think Apollo from toa is really autistic-coded, both as Lester and as godly Apollo. That thing that he does where he lies even tho it goes his natural instincts, yeah, that's masking I've decided.

One of his domains is order and structure? Autism.

Has a bunch special interests as domain then has a domain specifically for 'knowledge'? Autism.

God of prophecy? That's practically pattern recognition. Autism.

God of truth? Autisic folks are known to be brutally honest.

Autism.

Gets especially attached to objects and things? Autism. (Cows, instruments, ext)

Talks really formall with a mix of slang? Autism. It does not matter that he is over 4000 years old this is how I speak so autism.

We all know he has a strong sense of justice that he ignored too often as a god.

Forgets things as Lester? ADHD. That's right. He's actually Audhd-coded.

I'm both

With the end of dr season 2 I’m noticing there are two very distinct types of kai fans

One type is the kind that love him dearly and want nothing ever bad to happen to him cuz he’s a little guy.

And the other loves him dearly but would let him burn in the deepest pits of hell for their own amusement cuz he’s just a little guy

And I’m obsessed with merlin being in the trunk

can you imagine the complete WHIPLASH the gods of olympus would have with post-toa apollo? apollo who's deconstructed the facade and tossed it aside? apollo who they thought they knew but are now faced with someone so strange and unfamiliar they question if they knew him at all? or did they once know him, all those years ago, but willingly forgot that part of him in favor of the front he put up? in favor of the fake because he made himself more palatable? less threatening? because remember, apollo was a beloved god, but also a silently scary god. gods quaked in his presence the first time he stepped onto olympus. why wouldn't they eagerly attach themselves to the seemingly harmless apollo, who surely is not at all dangerous anymore!

but do you see the dichotomy. the confusion. the panic, depending on which god it is?

the guilt, if it's someone close to him?

My childhood! This is so adorable

mlp in a nutshell

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

We did it gang

Alastor's priorities

Deal with pain

Grab the source of your power

Check if anyone else saw your humiliation

Now, when the important stuff is done, go back to the guy who almost killed you five seconds ago.