Honey You Are The Worst Liar To Ever Grace God’s Green Earth

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

“What if I don’t wanna go up?”👒

Just smth I drew during my hospital bed depression arc LMAO💀💀💀🛏

Anyways that sinking feeling is gone so time to uh, I SHALL CONTINUE MY ONE PIECE BINGE 😋

Ep 129-207 in 5-6 days, if only I didn’t wake at 12 pm everyday then I could’ve watched more ;w;

Don’t worry, it seems we’ve become mere echoes in your world. Why have we been cast into the shadows? Why does no one respond to my messages?

What I need is not money, but the simple feeling that we are still remembered by those around us.

All I ask is that you inquire about us, about our lives, our pain. Why have you left us to face this profound silence? Why have we no longer found a place in your concerns?

Did you think we are just a distant memory, forgotten with time? My messages are lost in the void, as if we are no longer part of this world. Just ask about us, so we feel that someone still cares, so we know we are still in your conscience.

Hello. If you do not mind questions Id be happy to ask some. I'm Ronnie from America, I'm not actually sure you'll see this but I'll give it a shot. It's nice to meet you.

How are you guys sleeping? Are you guys staying warm? What are some things you do to pass the time? What is one thing you really want to tell someone? What's going on?

i feel like, while gabriel gives adrien orders in an obvious way, just clearly telling him what to do, emilie would give him instructions through compliments-- you're a good son, you're such an obedient boy-- and reassurances-- you're going to love this, you won't mess up your photoshoot-- and it seems harmless, she's being nice, but if you watch she always touches her ring when she says something like this. and she's never wrong about adrien.

i dont trust people who start watching supernatural and develop a morality complex over dean's character. like what the fuck do you mean you didn't immediately love him? what do you mean 'he does and says bad things'?? he has never done anything wrong in his life what is your problem?????

THATS JUNG JAE?!?! I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM. He's SOOOOO pretty.

THIS AU PLEASE

That cursed cat Alastor thing going around is too good, it has me posting messy meme pseudoWIPs like I’m not a chronic perfectionist

Anyway, I’m desperate to know if cursed cat Alastor still owns Husk’s soul and if so, how he holds his cane? A close second was gonna be the microphone dangling from around his neck like a cowbell, but readable silhouettes won out

#favorites

imagine marinette getting told by friends and family Hey Girl. we think you might have adhd. and they cite symptoms she shows but she accidentally connects them to stuff she started doing after she became ladybug and now shes like OH NO… if i deny this disorder they will suspect my identity… YEAH I TOTALLY HAVE ADHD YOU GUYS!!!! so she thinks she’s keeping it up for her superhero life and nods along to all the tips and tricks for adhd people her loved ones find on the internet. she flashes smiles as they hand her meds that could help and only pretends to take them because she’s Lying About It Right. but then one day at patrol chat noir tells her hey um recently a friend of mine was diagnosed with adhd. have you heard of it? because i think you might have it. and her eye twitches

The Ladynoir Texts Pt. 1-5

Reuploading The Ladynoir Texts here! This is going to take a while lol...