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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
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“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
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I ran some calculations and discovered kai has the energy output of 3 nuclear power plants.
In the first episode of season 11, Kai is seemingly able to heat a bell full of water instantly from (presumably) 25 Celsius to 40.
If we assume the bell is a cylinder 2.5m in diameter and 3m deep, that gives us 59 cubic metres of water. Convert to kilograms and we get 58,728 kilograms.
The specific heat capacity of water is 4200 j/kg/°C. Rearrange and we get an energy output of 3 gigawatts/joules.
The average nuclear power plant produces 1 gigawatt, and according to back to the future, you need 1.21 gigawatts to travel through time. And he was RELAXING.
In conclusion, Kai and Nya didn't need to stowaway on the iron doom. Kai could also power Ninjago city. Kai is a god.
I was thinking that if Gi Hun really is back in the games and some players (like 100, etc) start criticizing Gi Hun, or wanting to kill him (the fact that he is handcuffed only makes the situation worse), Hyun Ju would probably defend him
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The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.
For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
omg help both of them are adorable
Love this
thinking of comedic ways of how the hell that talk is gonna go
i know this has been said before but literally this show is insane. cas pulling the brothers out of hell. he left an actual brand (read: claim) on dean's shoulder and like. misplaced sam's entire soul. one of these things is not like the other
I found out that Alastor likes doodling and immediately had to draw something
(the other guy on the paper is supposed to be Lucifer btw)
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