OPLA Is So Gay And Luffy Is So Ace That's It's Not Even Subtle

HOUGH I NEED a fic with TOA Apollo (god of truth, prophecy, medicine, hunting) having a stint as a Private Investigator in a very overdramatic, eccentrically “him” way with Meg McCaffery as his partner (and muscle. And person with connections to the Triumvirate’s whole crime deal) being assigned stuff by the police being rude and nasty who clearly just want him to incriminate someone specific / close the case / cover up their shady stuff, so he goofs around, casually breaks reality and mocks old detective shows and Film Noir stuff to mess with them and generally waste their time and money BUT comes to the actual conclusion with incredible detail and accuracy so that they can’t COMPLAIN or argue against him AND THEN is very purposefully empathetic, gentle and efficient with cases for other people who are looking for and need help (in a very Columbo way. ACTUALLY OML INSTEAD OF REFERENCING HIS WIFE APOLLO CONSTANTLY REFERS TO HIS HUSBAND HYACINTHUS AND IT’S VERY UNCLEAR WHETHER HE’S ALIVE OR NOT (TOA paradox of Hyacinthus tuxedo)!)

it works really well! He would:

have good knowledge of analysing a crime scene bc medicine,

find people and put himself in suspects’ shoes bc hunting,

interrogate very very easily bc truth (again mostly he just messes with the actual culprit),

have hunches about where they might be bc prophecy,

be dramatic enough to loudly announce twists,

knows plenty of interesting people to “know a guy” (other gods, his children old and young, exes),

be beautiful enough and slutty enough (with love) to sustain a romantic subplot / inevitable tension (divorced) with “guys he knows” that he must dramatically call in despite their “complicated past” because he has “no other choice”. I could go on.

and Meg constantly resisting his dramatics and as the plot convenient way to resolve any emotional drama with Apollo (“but Meg, what if he hates me!” “Shut up. Do it.” “Okay! 😊”) and stop him going off on tangents if he drifts TOO far. It’s great!

I'm both

With the end of dr season 2 I’m noticing there are two very distinct types of kai fans

One type is the kind that love him dearly and want nothing ever bad to happen to him cuz he’s a little guy.

And the other loves him dearly but would let him burn in the deepest pits of hell for their own amusement cuz he’s just a little guy

Were you ever spanked as a child AND do you think that spanking is ok?

I think Apollo from toa is really autistic-coded, both as Lester and as godly Apollo. That thing that he does where he lies even tho it goes his natural instincts, yeah, that's masking I've decided.

One of his domains is order and structure? Autism.

Has a bunch special interests as domain then has a domain specifically for 'knowledge'? Autism.

God of prophecy? That's practically pattern recognition. Autism.

God of truth? Autisic folks are known to be brutally honest.

Autism.

Gets especially attached to objects and things? Autism. (Cows, instruments, ext)

Talks really formall with a mix of slang? Autism. It does not matter that he is over 4000 years old this is how I speak so autism.

We all know he has a strong sense of justice that he ignored too often as a god.

Forgets things as Lester? ADHD. That's right. He's actually Audhd-coded.

Throws this in your inbox and flees

five times I wanted to stop working on this and finish it the next day. I don't like how the background came out but it's not bad so

welp. pls reblog?

😰😍

Guys, I really want Mizumoto to win.

Hatano is def my style preference, but he's not a good balance to the MC. He's quiet and lowkey, just like how the MC is.

You know who isn't quiet and lowkey? Mizumoto. Mizumoto wants to PUNCH Mob, because he's such a chatter box in his own head. Plus, Mizumoto is the only one who knows that part of mob, which means he's already dealing with a more true vision of mob then Hatano is.

Guys, I want to write essays on my ships! I should def use this energy to write fics instead!!!

Rosies impeccable gaydar is the reason they met.

Chaotic good Alastor?

this is just a joke

OOC Alastor (probably?)

One of my favorite scenes from season 1

Gi-hun! Do you know why your life is so pathetic? Because you ask the dumbest questions even in this situation. Constantly minding other people's business with that pea brain of yours, not knowing your ass from your elbow.