How The FUCJ Do I Change My Pronouns

Ur built like a 1x1 Lego brick

what even is a 1x1 Lego brick?

MODS BAN THST GUY

-caseoh

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

The experienced cannot experience as much as the inexperienced

-Me

Dude I just messed this lemon up so good oh my GOD

I halfway condone arson :3

But never fuelly >:3

Hehehe

Idea for book, innocent civilian with single mom gets amnesia turning into the villain, goes on a killing rampage and is about to kill their mother without knowing it’s her. Villain says something along the lines of, “I’m going to kill you and everyone you love” mom responds saying, “I wouldn’t want you to have to kill yourself *insert cute childhood nickname*” AND THE MEMORIES COME FLOODING BACK LIKE *waterfall noises* and then they hug (idk the rest)

Your friend, a shapeshifter (a secret you've kept since childhood) hasn't answered your texts in days, so you head to their home. Upon arriving, you find that they're in the middle of an existential crisis; they can't remember how to turn back into their original, human form.

this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too