Pro Tip For The Guys …. If She Puts On Matching Bra N Panties She Is Hoping To Get That Diiiiick Tonight

When you had to hide your favorite dildo from your insecure husband and now searching for it in the closet and can’t find it. This is tragic you guys !! Help me 😭. I neeed to cummm my pussy woke up throbbing!! Hurtin for a squirtin 🫣💦

Everyone at the gym was so nice to me today. Two guys offered to help me stretch out. Was crazy how nice everyone was. But I mean probably on accident I’m sure but like I could feel homeboy poking through his gym shorts when he was helping me stretch … definitely felt a semi pressing on me. 😳😈🙊

Gym panties 💪🏻😈😍 not cheating

Whats the most cum you had in your holes at one time?

Wellll I mean I did accidentally let 5 guys all take turns in me at a house party in high school haha and all 5 just bombed away in me 🤦🏻‍♀️😝🫣🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆▶️🐈

Soooo there’s that

I can’t stop tasting myself today 🙊😋lol

Is that bad ?? And I mean both holes I keep slipping finger in them and tasting my fingers. It’s yummy. I think I’m horny !!! I need a quickie. 😩😫.

Anyone wanna borrow my dental floss ….? 😳😈😝😆. Happy Monday ! I know Mondays suck but maybe my dental floss can make it a little better 😈

And yesss you pervs. I did get double stuffed like an Oreo Friday haha. But it was kinda on the quicker side of things. Cause one guy came in like 30 seconds haha so after that he just watched the other guy hammer on me for an hour till my pussy was puffy. I mean obviously not cheating it was a trip n fall and I landed on their cocks not like we went to a hotel room after they both fingered me in the hot tub and were sucking my tits together lol one on each tit. I have had a bag of frozen peas on my crotch all day yesterday and my hubby said what’s that for and I said just girl issues and he rolled his eyes thinking I’m dumb. 😬 what was I supposed to say …. Oh that ?? That’s a frozen bag of peas to help my swollen puffy pussy that a couple guys hammered on while you were stuck at work …. Anyways fajitas sound good tonight love ?? 😂

Dear Tumblr thank you for letting me be my slut self again 😂😈. My pervs and I thank you. Only took you 3.5 years to come up with a community label option 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Everyone was sooo nice to me at the gym today must all be in good moods cause it’s Friday or something, cause guys were helping me with the machines and getting the door for me one even helped me in the changing room held my yoga pants while I changed cause there was no hooks to hold clothes. Was crazy how nice everyone was being. 😍. HAPPY FRIDAY YOU PERVS !!! happy get drunk patty’s weekend!!! Be safe. 🍀🍻

Anyone else’s KIK being complete shit last 2 days ?? And who knows how to fix it ??

When it’s raining and you still want to hot tub !!!

No hubby around 😬. And 3 guys flirting with me. I’ll behave guys I promise I’m not cheating tonight. 🤥🤫😳