I'm Looking Forward To Mutant Mayhem And Still Hope Rise Continues In The Near Future

he’s buffering

PAYBACK TIME.

everyone’s always asking me to stop making pap cry and i decided to be generous today nsjksnjksdasd idek whats funny anymore

I had a sudden idea about Doey. Hear me out: Doey is 900lbs of dough in those tapes- when the boys were still kids. He's grown since then, so, what if he's closer to a ton now?

this makes me remember how there's a lot of chunks of dough in the chapter. one person i watched joked that because of seemingly losing the clay, doey would become smaller and smaller

10 or so years is a lot of time to accumulate a ton of clay if it were to organically grow though!

so my immediate first thought is just

manually shaving off the excess. so he visually remains the same but does in fact have an extra 100lbs (or even more) stashed around all over the place

edit: i want to add this ask is extremely funny given that, just today i noticed his arms are becoming thicker every time i draw him

Games with smol protagonists carrying a sharp object to kill a god just hit different

Donnie: And that concludes today’s lecture. I have to say, I’m surprised you guys asked me about thermodynamics. I’m even even more impressed that you paid attention. You even took notes! I’m s-so p-proud of you guys!

Leo: Okay, I counted him saying “revolutionary” 178 times.

Mikey: Hah! I win! He said “astronomical” 234 times.

Raph: You guys actually counted yours? I zoned out after two minutes.

Leo: Then what were you doing this whole time?

Raph: Staring at his eyebrows.

Donnie: I AM DISOWNING ALL OF YOU!

(Postgame spoilers!!) After The Way Home

Headcanon time: Splinter decided the boys ages purely based on their heights