Shamura Being A Good Older Sibling Is The Best Cannon.

he rather get thrown out a window

Cerva would have named him Patricio if it were up to him

a more serious comic, about depression

If you could give any one character in rehabilitation of death a gun, who would you give it to and when? (Personally I'd give it to Leshy to see what chaos comes forth because for some reason I'm convinced he'd be incapable of figuring it out on his own / firing it unless it was an Accident, and would be so unswath trying to threaten with it.)

Honestly let's HC everyone with a glock real quick:

Lamb: Red Crown gun is already canon. It's high noon.

Narinder: Wouldn't know how to work it. Points it towards his face trying to look down the barrel to see why it's not shooting. Has to get stitched up because now a qaurter of his face is eldritch injured

Leshy: Chaos incarnate. Never runs out of bullets. Don't think that just because he cannot aim with sight doesn't mean he won't hit you eventually

Heket: I honestly think she would just keep it on hand and snipe anything that annoys her.

Kallamar: The squid does bombs and swords, idk about guns. Unless the gun shoots bombs and swords.

Shamura: They have several arms. They get several guns. They won't use any of them.

*Sniffs his bald purple head* Yup that’s some middle child stank right there.

Part two coming after I finish midterms!

Sins of the flesh is coming in two dayys! WHO ELSE IS FERAL FOR IT???

this is how I imagine the drunken gods chapter would've went if they weren't haunted by the consequences of their actions 😔

Alternate outcome of what happens after the drunken sparring

What if

Raph: U-um…D-Dad…there’s this…someone I really like-

Splinter: Aw! That’s wonderful! Anyone would be lucky to have you, my son.

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Mikey: Dad! Dad! I think I might be in love!

Splinter: That’s great. Make sure to take Raphael with you as a chaperone.

Mikey: Daaaaad!

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Splinter: Please, just, FIND someone. I can’t believe your only love was a jacket!

Donnie: Not true. I have another love.

Splinter: Really?

Donnie: SCIENCE!

Splinter: *Facepalm*

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Leo: Yo, Pops! You’ll never believe it! I met someone-

Splinter: I FORBID YOU FROM DATING UNTIL YOU’RE THIRTY!

Leo: WHAT!?