(dj Khaled Voice) And Another One

what if we roasted marshmallows in the stupidest way ever

Cole: "quick animal fact: most sharks do not attend church"

[Cole and Kai giggle]

Jay: "quick animal fact: birds can be funny"

Kai: "even quicker animal fact: monkeys like banana"

Cole: "shit, that is a good fact"

Cole: "quickest animal fact: monkeys live."

[Kai and Jay wheeze]

Kai: "most monkeys live"

[they all laugh, wheeze and cough]

Jay: "some monke alive"

[they die laughing like dumbasses]

nightly spiral

Old comic about glowing boys being silly and post movie comfort (and fact that in the end Casey never told them how dangerous using mystic powers can be, so they use it for dumb reasons).

sensory bullshit

April gets stood up by her prom date, so the fam steps in to make sure she has the best prom ever (and maybe to enact some revenge on her behalf).

Headcanon that this is how her parents meet the turtles. They go to check on her and find four mutant turtles fixing her makeup, packing her a bag, talking about how they’re going to make this night memorable and how they’re totally not going to avenge her but just in case let’s bring your boots so you can escape comfortably.

Hoping to finish one more Halloween thing Pokemon related but if not, ah well

@pumpkin-pie-and-mushroom-hats gave the idea of Jessie in a Wailord costume and then my roomie mentioned sneaking James in there.

I added Meowth cause that’s right.