The Purpose Of Friends Is To Have People Who Unconditionally Hate Your Shitty Exes & Relatives. Like

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

It's tomorrow (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

“he would not fucking say that” except it’s “he would not fucking listen to taylor swift”

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

i bring a “house of the dragon is a poorly written fanfic cash grab that glorifies house targaryen and completely misses the message of fire and blood. all the characters deserve better” vibe people aren’t particularly fond of i fear

Puritanism is getting worse around the globe and conservatives and fascists will absolutely be first going harder against porn, then use that against queer people. You HAVE to realise this and oppose anti porn measures and laws, be in solidarity with sex workers, and listen to them when they call this shit out. It's going to be vitally important.