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It was an accident really! That’s all you would ever seem to get from the large salazzle as they gently cradled the little evee in their large talons. You learned very little of the odd language of the spared the little clicks and growls they made always felt strange to you but you learned. The large salazzle spared had earned themselves the name Violet a name you called them only to their face or general area. Though you referred to them as Maternal they reminded you of a mother….. far to much…. But beyond that you were more concerned about the condition of the evee it’s silver and white body was rough and full of scratches and unkept fur that was being gently combed through by Violet their long claws gently combing through the knots as the little evee mewled seemingly embarrassed by the new attention. Before finally opening their little eyes blinking in the bright light before they met the purplish blue eyes of Violet. The large spared’s eyes glittered happily at the little evee’s responsivenesses as they were cradled in the warm arms of the salazzle spared. before finally releasing a tired yawn and falling asleep cradled to the largers chest. You snicker at the usually stoic salazzle as their eyes tear up as they gently nuzzle the little evee. Reaching up and using your hand to give the land dragon a few pats on the head as they release a little purr at the contact. They respect you and were willing to teach you how to make balms and brought you to the areas that were full of the electrodes and voltorbs. You discovered had come here with lord voltorb (-said lord being no where in the area when you looked and Violet didn’t let you know anything till you filled out both of the electric grass type Pokédex entries-) when they had run away from the lords humble abode in the mountains for an unknown reason. Eventually the purrs lead to soft snores as the pair eventually succumb to the realm of dreams. You adjust violet to a more comfortable position a difficult procedure to be frank they weigh a ton- but you eventually succeed and stand up you had been here for too long the clans and those in the village would either be getting suspicious or worried hopefully more the later. As your began walking away leaving the little valley in silence already aware of the fact that you had a new area to discover in the future the large tree in the distance loomed over the forested area a promise of yet another crazed lord to assist in the future and possibly a new spared to meet Violet did speak of another being nearby.

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I didn’t know that…

thank you for alerting me about that anon!

Peace for a cost

Surveying the missing electrodes and voltorbs

[edit: I forgot their ears- ]

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Welp guess it’s time to raid the recycle bin for cardboard again-

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

I WOKE UP TO LIKE 54 NOTIFS FROM YOU OMG

IM JUST REALLY SURPRISED LOL THANK YOU!

Of course! I was checking out megaman recut stuff on tumblr and came across your posts and really liked them! I’m not usually on due to me being busy for a while but your posts made me laugh I really liked them. Keep up the good work!

Had a random thought that I might include in my au so diagla controls time palkia controls space diagla can reverse time if diagla were to reverse the time flow on a specific area or spot let’s say a wound and not effect the area around like how the body grew or something else could diagla cause wounds to heal faster no medical supplies required but with just a little bit of effort and boom no more fatal wound or palkia could just warp space and just poof the injury out of existence??? If the two chose to could they possibly cause a person to randomly just teleport around with the power of space or increase their speed and stamina with the power of time? What do you guys think?

A nurse has heart attack and describes what she felt like when having one

I am an ER nurse and this is the best description of this event that I have ever heard. 

 FEMALE HEART ATTACKS 

 I was aware that female heart attacks are different, but this is description is so incredibly visceral that I feel like I have an entire new understanding of what it feels like to be living the symptoms on the inside. Women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have… you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor the we see in movies. Here is the story of one woman’s experience with a heart attack: 

 "I had a heart attack at about 10:30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might have brought it on. I was sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with my purring cat in my lap, reading an interesting story my friend had sent me, and actually thinking, ‘A-A-h, this is the life, all cozy and warm in my soft, cushy Lazy Boy with my feet propped up. A moment later, I felt that awful sensation of indigestion, when you’ve been in a hurry and grabbed a bite of sandwich and washed it down with a dash of water, and that hurried bite seems to feel like you’ve swallowed a golf ball going down the esophagus in slow motion and it is most uncomfortable. You realize you shouldn’t have gulped it down so fast and needed to chew it more thoroughly and this time drink a glass of water to hasten its progress down to the stomach. This was my initial sensation–the only trouble was that I hadn’t taken a bite of anything since about 5:00 p.m. 

After it seemed to subside, the next sensation was like little squeezing motions that seemed to be racing up my SPINE (hind-sight, it was probably my aorta spasms), gaining speed as they continued racing up and under my sternum (breast bone, where one presses rhythmically when administering CPR). This fascinating process continued on into my throat and branched out into both jaws. ‘AHA!! NOW I stopped puzzling about what was happening – we all have read and/or heard about pain in the jaws being one of the signals of an MI happening, haven’t we? I said aloud to myself and the cat, Dear God, I think I’m having a heart attack! I lowered the foot rest dumping the cat from my lap, started to take a step and fell on the floor instead. I thought to myself, If this is a heart attack, I shouldn’t be walking into the next room where the phone is or anywhere else… but, on the other hand, if I don’t, nobody will know that I need help, and if I wait any longer I may not be able to get up in a moment. 

I pulled myself up with the arms of the chair, walked slowly into the next room and dialed the Paramedics… I told her I thought I was having a heart attack due to the pressure building under the sternum and radiating into my jaws. I didn’t feel hysterical or afraid, just stating the facts. She said she was sending the Paramedics over immediately, asked if the front door was near to me, and if so, to un-bolt the door and then lie down on the floor where they could see me when they came in. I unlocked the door and then laid down on the floor as instructed and lost consciousness, as I don’t remember the medics coming in, their examination, lifting me onto a gurney or getting me into their ambulance, or hearing the call they made to St. Jude ER on the way, but I did briefly awaken when we arrived and saw that the radiologist was already there in his surgical blues and cap, helping the medics pull my stretcher out of the ambulance. He was bending over me asking questions (probably something like ‘Have you taken any medications?’) but I couldn’t make my mind interpret what he was saying, or form an answer, and nodded off again, not waking up until the Cardiologist and partner had already threaded the teeny angiogram balloon up my femoral artery into the aorta and into my heart where they installed 2 side by side stints to hold open my right coronary artery. 

I know it sounds like all my thinking and actions at home must have taken at least 20-30 minutes before calling the paramedics, but actually it took perhaps 4-5 minutes before the call, and both the fire station and St Jude are only minutes away from my home, and my Cardiologist was already to go to the OR in his scrubs and get going on restarting my heart (which had stopped somewhere between my arrival and the procedure) and installing the stents. Why have I written all of this to you with so much detail? Because I want all of you who are so important in my life to know what I learned first hand. 

1. Be aware that something very different is happening in your body, not the usual men’s symptoms but inexplicable things happening (until my sternum and jaws got into the act). It is said that many more women than men die of their first (and last) MI because they didn’t know they were having one and commonly mistake it as indigestion, take some Maalox or other anti-heartburn preparation and go to bed, hoping they’ll feel better in the morning when they wake up… which doesn’t happen. My female friends, your symptoms might not be exactly like mine, so I advise you to call the Paramedics if ANYTHING is unpleasantly happening that you’ve not felt before. It is better to have a ‘false alarm’ visitation than to risk your life guessing what it might be! 2. Note that I said ‘Call the Paramedics.’ And if you can take an aspirin. Ladies, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! Do NOT try to drive yourself to the ER - you are a hazard to others on the road. Do NOT have your panicked husband who will be speeding and looking anxiously at what’s happening with you instead of the road. Do NOT call your doctor – he doesn’t know where you live and if it’s at night you won’t reach him anyway, and if it’s daytime, his assistants (or answering service) will tell you to call the Paramedics. He doesn’t carry the equipment in his car that you need to be saved! The Paramedics do, principally OXYGEN that you need ASAP. Your Dr. will be notified later. 3. Don’t assume it couldn’t be a heart attack because you have a normal cholesterol count. Research has discovered that a cholesterol elevated reading is rarely the cause of an MI (unless it’s unbelievably high and/or accompanied by high blood pressure). MIs are usually caused by long-term stress and inflammation in the body, which dumps all sorts of deadly hormones into your system to sludge things up in there. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let’s be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive to tell the tale.“

Reblog, repost, Facebook, tweet, pin, email, morse code, fucking carrier pigeon this to save a life! I wish I knew who the author was. I’m definitely not the OP, actually think it might be an old chain email or even letter from back in the day. The version I saw floating around Facebook ended with “my cardiologist says mail this to 10 friends, maybe you’ll save one!” And knew this was way too interesting not to pass on.